Sext Me [LiLo]

26.

liam: do you know that i can easily get your number traced and find out who you are?

louis: well hello to you too liam, missed me already?

louis: daddy, just admit that you can't wait to see me in person. just look, you're willing to go to such lengths to find me ;)

louis: speaking of lengths, i've heard you have quite an impressive one

liam: i do actually, its huge

louis: FUCK YES YOU SEXTED ME BACK

liam: not really. what guy doesn't like boasting about his size

louis: wow daddy. i really like you. and not just for your snake habitat

liam: heyyy i'd threatened you

louis: and that threat was adorable. i'm still laughing

liam: whatever. just know that is weird and downright creepy and is going to stop soon you pervert

louis: oh? then why are we still conversing, my dear liam?

liam: like i said, i've gone bonkers bc i've reduced to replying to you as a source of amusement woww

louis: denial is petty

liam: BUT ALSO TO THREATEN YOU

louis: ooh capslocks! i'm so scared i'm shakin' in me boots

liam: asshole

louis: i want yours

louis: leeyum?

louis: i saw you at the park on saturday

louis: wait no fuck why did i text that fuck

liam: what?? you're such a creep! this has got to fucking end

louis: heyy, dont flatter yourself! before you accuse me, i'll let you know that it was totally unintentional

louis: i wanted to spend my saturday with my friends at the park, and you happened to be there. you look so hot doing anything daddy. be it running or just slamming your locker door shut unff stop before i die

liam: yeah i'll look good even when i'll punch your face

louis: ooh cocky much? so fucking sexy dad stop turning me on

liam: i swear to god you're such a persistent ass

louis: one of my many talents. and i have a pretty persistent ass too, if you know what i mean ;)

liam: how do you even come up with these comebacks? i'm gonna inflate your ego but oh well. i'm kinda sorta impressed i guess

louis: *whiny selena voice* everything comes naturally it comes naturally when you're with me babehhhh

liam: hahah oh god you're an idiot

louis: but thank you daddy. my wit is kinda the only talent i have, unlike you. you're hot, athletic, on the student's committee and loved by all. i'm just a pervy loser who's forcefully sexting his crush

liam: i doubt thats the only talent you have. i dont really know you so i cant say much, i dont even know your name

louis: we just had a moment aww leeyum

liam: no we didn't. i have to remind myself that you're stalking me and forcefully sexting me. you're sneaky

louis: oh come off it! you love it

liam: no. what's your name then?

louis: i'm not in the mood to tell ;)

liam: but i'm in the mood to find you and rearrange your face

louis: i hope you use your lips to do whatever you want to my face just sayin'

liam: you are impossible! why are you not telling me your name then? afraid i'll get you kicked out of school for being a stalker bc i can do that i assure u

liam: oh look we found your other talent. being a pro stalker

louis: oh please daddy you wont do that

liam: just you wait until i find you

louis: lucas

liam: what?

louis: thats my name daddy

liam: you're lying

louis: well i never! that is my name, take it or leave it

liam: lucas as in luke. there's luke hemmings and luke brooks in my grade

liam: fuck is that you hemmings? i remember i saw you at the park on saturday! i swear to fucking god

louis: nah daddy, thats all i'm telling ;)

liam: just wait until i find you tomorrow, you wanker

louis: cant HARDly wait daddy ;)