Sext Me [LiLo]

31.

louis: still haven't found me yet?

liam: there are so many lucases in this school. you're an idiot to think that i'll waste my time talking to each one

louis: aw snap! thought you wanted to meet me and wrap your hands around my neck and pull me close and have your way with me

liam: not even close. i just want to wring your neck, not the other things

liam: you're pretty confident that i wont find you, thats why you told me your name

liam: and i have a feeling that you'll out yourself sooner or later. although this stalking is unnerving, i know you'll get tangled up in yourself soon

liam: what? rendered you speechless?? scared you?

louis: not a chance daddy. i'm at my job

liam: strip club?

louis: naughty daddy ;) unfortunately for you, i dont work at a strip club but i can always give you a free strip show or lap dance

liam: where then?

louis: i can give you the personal strip show anywhere, any time ;)

liam: ugh no, i meant where do you work then?

louis: nuh uh uh! not so smooth, are you?

liam: yeah, i think i need some vaseline

louis: ohhh kinky daddy

louis: i need to sit down for a minute bc you just sexted me

louis: holy fück this is hot

liam: ugh i really need to get laid

louis: i can help with getting you laid nice and good

liam: no thank you

louis: i'll use vaseline ;) or nutella if you like that stuff ;) or even mayo

liam: how do i get myself in these things

louis: the only thing you should think about is getting yourself in me

liam: you're unbelievable

louis: ooh! i saw you talking to that loser today

liam: what who?

louis: that loser with the glasses lewis ew

liam: his name is louis. and why would you call someone you dont even know a loser? the poor guy had fell off his skateboard and hurt his hand, i was asking how he was

louis: ohh i see i see. i ship you two. not as much as i ship you and i, but yeahhh

liam: oh leave me alone and do your job

louis: back on the pole it is then ;)

louis: do you really think that louis guy is not a loser? a stuttery idiot?

liam: i dont really know him and stop stalking everyone i talk to, god

louis: cant help it daddy, you interact with such interesting people

liam: why dont you go stalk louis then

louis: trust me daddy, i already do

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whut are you doing louis you're digging a hole for yourself smh but i love you

LIAM IS STARTING TO SEXT CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

DOUBLE UPDATE BC ALMOST 100K WOOP