Sext Me [LiLo]

24.

zayn: where are you?

louis: at the track field bleachers, where else

zayn: right, i forgot. today's the track team's practice. alright its my free period next so meet you there in a few, stuck in detention rn

zayn: lou?

louis: yeah ok. what'd you do now?

zayn: nothing

louis: you know i'll find out

zayn: i punched brian. asshole called harry a fag

louis: aww that is so freaking cute

zayn: shut up! of course i'll defend my friend

louis: i just said that's cute, nothing about you and haz being more than friends ;)

zayn: whatever

louis: you're so whipped

zayn: would you look who's talking

louis: LIAM IS SO FUCKING HOT

zayn: i stand corrected

louis: EVEN MORE HOT WHEN HE'S IN SHORTS AND HIS BISCEPS ARE VISIBLE AND  SWEATY AND RUNNING AND GOD HELP ME BEFORE I DIE ON THESE BLEACHERS

zayn: like i've said many times, i dont even need a telly for entertainment because i have louis tomlinson

zayn: calm down fanboy, he's just a human being. an attractive one, but still just a guy. you weren't so liam af before?

louis: having actual body contact with him made my feelings for him even stronger and oh my fuck LIAM WON THE RACE YASSS MY BABY YOUR LOUIS LOVES YOU GIMME A SMOOCH

zayn: oh wow this is so adorable and funny as hell yet scary

louis: oh shut up and bring me doritos zen

zayn: yes my leige.

louis: what is happening to me zayn?

zayn: you're asking me like i'm the crush expert

louis: *gives you a pointed look*

zayn: what?? i dont have a crush on anybody

louis: someone's swimming in de-nial

zayn: you just dont give up do you?

louis: i'm going to make zarry happen, just you see

zayn: sure, break a leg

zayn: sorry, i meant a wrist ha :P

louis: you're so mean

louis: WHERE ARE MY CHIPS DAMMIT DROOLING OVER YOUR SWEATY CRUSH MAKES YOU HUNGRY

louis: i'm resisting the urge to tell him i'm the stalker he loves to text and then pounce on him get in his pants ugh

zayn: want me to bring you a coke too lou? because you sound really thirsty to me

louis: oh fuck you

zayn: want me to bring some ice or some ointment too?

louis: just get here already, period's over

zayn: i actually sassed the sass master. looks like its my day

[early update because i love you all so much. seriously, thank you for your lovely comments :')]