Sext Me [LiLo]

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louis: OH MY GOD I CANT KEEP THIS UP I'M CRACKING

zayn: what happened now?

louis: i just read over my last convo with liam and i said its the tommo magic and i'm RIPPING MY HAIR OUT UGH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT

zayn: he caught up?

louis: i think he didn't notice bc he didn't say anything. i hope to god he didn't notice oh gosh oh gosh

louis: i hope he thinks my name is tommy or something. another curveball woop!

zayn: i'm telling you! its going to get more difficult for you to keep up! make up your mind. do you want liam to find you out himself or no?

louis: ughh i dont know zayn! i'm still not ready to lose liam *cries*

louis: but i want to finally meet him as lucas

louis: nothing's fine i'm torn

zayn: you'll figure it out. just be more careful if you want to keep this up

louis: i will figure it out. in the meantime you two should figure your feelings out because i am this close to smacking you both and locking you back in the closet which you came out of

zayn: i cant believe you were yelling at us both after harry's practice

louis: why not? you both are being such dumbasses

zayn: well i'm not! why cant harry just see how much i'm trying? i still dont know if i do have feelings for him or if itd just a tiny crush or whatever

louis: you have a tiny crush? then you freaking tell him malik! its not that hard!

zayn: whose side are you even on???

louis: i'm not taking a side. i'm being neutral. both of you are being idiots now

louis: at first, it was your fault. you hurt harry with your big mouth

louis: but now i see that you really are trying, and you really do care about harry

zayn: i do but this is really confusing

louis: its really not. your mistake? you're overthinking too much and being a chicken shit. and harry is being a tad selfish.

zayn: no he isn't

louis: stop defending your boyfriend

louis: he is. but harry wont let his guard down unless you start overthinking less

louis: you hurt him a lot so he's just being defensive

louis: and i also get where you're coming from. you're touching your gay side years later, and its all new to you all over again so you're overwhelmed and harry should understand that

zayn: exactly! i know i hurt him but i want him to consider my point of view! its difficult for me too, i'm trying to get out of this mess the best i can

louis: so be vocal about the right things zayn! tell harry you have a crush on him, tell him why this is freaking overwhelming for you! you always say the wrong things

zayn: i'll try lou, yeah i'll try to fix this

louis: of course you will

louis: and also harry should be just a tad easy on you. he's being too stubborn

louis: i swear to god you two are seriously soulmates

zayn: you're mad?

louis: no i'm perfect! its not like my two best friends are being idiots and hurting the other and its not like my crush might be punching me anytime soon

zayn: wow louis. sorry mate, yeah? this thing with harry will be alright and liam wont notice. the bloke is pretty slow

louis: oh i love how he's so slow, like a disoriented puppy! its adorable actually

zayn: the liam fanclub session is on order. this is my cue to leave

louis: oh sod off wanker!

zayn: thanks for the advice and everything

louis: yeah yeah now let me tumblr in peace and think of how you're gonna approach curly again

zayn: will do

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#WiseLouis (lmao) if ya liked this one :D

(okie 4 updates in one day now i've to study lots so no more for now bebes. tysm for the 25K votes, i'm still sputtering at meh screen in disbelief)

And also, it ticks me off how some people said that I must know about All Time Low through 5SOS. Bruh, I'm not even a major 5SOS fan. And ATL were my first ever band, I found them even before I discovered One Direction and 5SOS were even formed. So please, of ya don't know, don't say.