Sext Me [LiLo]

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liam: this wanker i swear to god

niall: stop replying to that stalker's texts before you bust a vein xD

liam: i still want to strangle you horan!!

niall: hahahah

niall: you're such an honest drunk its adorable

niall: wait

niall: so that means my feet really do smell bc you said so then

liam: yep

niall: aw man

liam: did you got me drunk on purpose?

niall: well not really. you'd just chugged down the whole thing! guess you needed it haha

liam: after dealing with someone like lucas or luke whatever, you need alcohol everyday

liam: and the ass is still teasing me about what i texted him! i dont remember half the stuff i freaking said!

niall: it happens. but i find it so freaking funny how he was the one you drunk texted.. wait no sexted hahaha

liam: watch it horan

niall: hey, i speak the truth buddy

niall: so i didn't know getting wasted makes you horny

liam: stop it already! why is everyone enjoying my misery

niall: just reminding that you tried to grope me and said i had a firm ass

liam: i am never touching alcohol again

niall: but i love you so i'm not going to tell anyone

liam: it'll be your last day or earth with food if you even do

niall: nothing can come between food and i!!

liam: wow haha, true love right there

niall: speaking of true love, your track race is soon yeah?

liam: yeah, first race of the season. i'm pumped! i've been practising everyday

niall: but dont over practice

liam: of course mother

liam: and how's football haha?

niall: its great! the first official game isn't for a month and practice is going good

liam: thats great! you said you were going to hang out with the team?

niall: yeah the guys from the team are coming over in a few

liam: ditching me now, i see how it is

niall: you're welcome to swing by anytime li

liam: nah, you bond with your team mates hah

liam: you're getting along with the guys, yeah?

niall: yeah i am

liam: i dont even have to worry about that. but sometimes i am. you're too nice niall, you somehow manage to get yourself hurt because of that

niall: liam stoppp you sound like my mum

liam: sorry ni, i just care about you

niall: aw you cutie. well i'll be fine and i'll let you know if something happens so you can finally punch someone ;)

liam: you better

niall: you're getting violent omfg

liam: blame that stupid stalker ugh he gets out my bad side

niall: its not stalking if ya love it :P

niall: and you love that he doessss

liam: shut the hell up leprechaun!

niall: ok talk to ya soon :D

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will our dense lliam ever reread their texts and notice dumbass louis' slip up?

will niall and harry end up making out in niall's bedroom?

will zayn ever accept he has feelings for a guy again? (his only relationship with a guy years ago ended nastily and he's bi)

will anything come between niall and food? nope. not even the gods above.

whatever happened to poor luke?

stay tuned to get all the answers ;)