Sext Me [LiLo]

21.

louis: whatchu doin'?

liam: none of your business

louis: of course it is. i'm your future boyfriend

liam: never in your wildest dreams

louis: you say that now, but its only a matter of time before i'm yours. don't you wanna be mine? ;)

liam: we are not in a fictional book idiot

louis: feels like we are in one, though. a really badly written one might i add. because the butterflies i get when i text you omg they are unreal *squeals*

liam: um

liam: how long are you going to text me until i get rid of you?

louis: seriously daddy? when are you going to give up the whole annoyed with me charade? just admit that you love talking to me since you're the one replying to my texts

liam: no i don't. you're a pervert and a stalker. why would i?

louis: let's see, why would you like texting me back? maybe because i always leave you breathless

louis: whoops i mean i always leave you speechless. that taylor song has been on my mind all day smh

liam: i guess you do have good comebacks

louis: HAH! finally, you admit to something. and yes, my comeback are legen... wait for it. dary! 

liam: oh god. why did i add fuel to the fire thats your stupid ego

liam: but wow haha i love that show

louis: me too! but i hated the ending

liam: same

louis: here's a crazy idea. why dont we cuddle and watch season one of HIMYM?

liam: no thanks

louis: darn it! it surprises me how you can refuse a cuddle sesh with me

liam: whatever. i'm going out with my best friend

louis: ooh me too! with my two best friend who may or may not make me a third wheel

liam: hahah

louis: HOLD THE FUCK UP. IS IT A HER? 

liam: what?

louis: your best friend

liam: what's it to you?

louis: wait. your best friend is that irish cutie, no?

liam: you're scaring me

louis: oh come on. even a non stalker knows that! you two are never apart

louis: daddy?

louis: guess you left! well i'm heading out as well. guess you can never go a day without talking to me huh ;)

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there's no such thing as too many references for me ;)

BUT OH GOD LOUIS GIVE ME YOUR GLASSES BC THERE IS NO FLIPPING WAY THIS THING HAS 5K VOTES.

thank you so much you mofos i just

-zarrycupcake xx