louis: zen
louis: zen bebeh
louis: i cunt sleep, leeyum iz nut replyen
louis: bebz, staph fucken harreh
zayn: are you making fun of my accent wanker
louis: i would never
louis: but yay you're awake
zayn: forgot to put my phone on silent. it 2 AM. wtf lou go to sleep
louis: no. entertain me
zayn: g'night
louis: ZAYNIE
louis: ZEN
louis: ZACK
zayn: what LEWIS
louis: i can't sleeeep
zayn: uh so? let me sleep
louis: inconsiderate twat ! i'm shaving your head off in your sleep
louis: but darn it *snaps fingers* you'd look good with that too
zayn: are you high?
louis: high from a sugar rush, yes. ate too much brownies and now i cant fucking sleep
zayn: pot brownies?
louis: what is with you and weed?
louis: i guess a lot's on my mind
louis: liam is not replying to my texts :(
zayn: aw mate. well it was nice while it lasted yeah?
louis: i thought we were starting to actually be friends and then he fucking stops texting me. why not at the start? why when i was starting to feel i was getting somewhere with my crush????
zayn: oh so thats why you cant sleep
zayn: just stop overthinking lou. he'll text you. and even if he doesn't, you got more than you could have ever expected so think about that
louis: i guess you're right zayn. this is getting to me a bit when it shouldn't bc this is ridiculous! i was just kinda stalking him. but i got so used to liam texting me back that yeah
zayn: damn, i'm sorry lou. hey, try to sleep bud. we'll talk tomorrow yeah? looks you do need that blunt afterall ha :P
louis: yeah, i agree haha! night zaynie x
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Sext Me [LiLo]
Fanfiction"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.
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