Sext Me [LiLo]

27.

liam: niall listen

niall: well i cant really listen throught text but yeah whaddaya want

liam: why am i surrounded by smartasses

niall: if you feel like that, maybe you're the dumb one

liam: why are you on your man period?

niall: why are you asking so many questions?

liam: ni

niall: what

niall: its mum

liam: oh come on niall

niall: i know i overreact but she doesn't even let me do a single thing like i'll die! if i trip and bruise a lot doesn't mean i'm extremely fragile

liam: asked her about the football team?

niall: yeah and she refused to let me try out of course. like most teenagers, i should have just ignored my mum, but you know i cant. i care about what she wants

liam: i'm sorry buddy, wish i could help because she doesnt listen to me too as i'm your best friend wow

niall: its alright just drop it please liam, i'll get over it. 'sides, playing footie is just a hobby like my music is. thank god she doesnt think my hobbie are too dangerous

liam: she's only looking out for you

niall: i appreciate that but she forgets i'm 18 not 10

liam: promise me you'll talk to her again?

niall: we'll see. now, anything new? the day of your track race is comin close

liam: yeah but i'm ready

liam: and i found out the stalker's name. its lucas or luke. and he was at the park on saturday

niall: he told you his name, just like that???

liam: yeah, and that confuses me. maybe he really is a perv and wants to grope me already

niall: who doesn't want to grope you

liam: oh shut up niall

niall: hahaha! i'm just sayin

niall: so which lucus/luke do ya think it is? there's two lukes in our grade

liam: both of them look like pervs

niall: but luke hemmings is such a cutie! heyy i remember! i saw him at the park too. he was just sitting there listening to music. i doubt he was stalking you

liam: well you sure took a good look at him hah

niall: meh, i'm observant. and he's in my geometry and world religions class

liam: but the innocent ones are always the dirtiest

niall: you have a point there

niall: i bet its the aussie one with the lip ring

liam: thats hemmings?

liam: wait

niall: hahaha

liam: i'm going to have a nice chat with both of them first thing in the morning at school

niall: and by chat ya mean

liam: just that. a chat

niall: o..kay

liam: want to come over?

niall: i was going to without you offerin. i'm spendin the weekend too, no excuses

liam: why would i even mind

niall: i hope that wasn't sarcasm

liam: no it wasn't. i restashed my junk food drawer

niall: you're the best lili

liam: i'm only good when i've food huh?

niall: eh, sad but true

[i read all the comments and sneakily use the genius ones in the book xD

so looks like i just hinted at #nuke? whut am i doing omf]