Sext Me [LiLo]

05.

louis: daddy i cant sleep

liam: leave me alone creep

louis: well well well

louis: haven't blocked me yet i see? and such a quick reply? something tells me somebody was waiting for my text mhmm

liam: shut it smartass i was just about tooo

louis: doubt it daddy

liam: stop calling me that

louis: you want me

louis: admit it. i turn you on daDDY

liam: just know that when i find out who u really are, it wont be pretty

louis: when you'll find out who i am, it'll be pretty raunchy and sexy. if ya know what i mean ;)

liam: ugh. get laid you wanker

louis: wow. says the one who texted a wrong number 'baby i need youuu' at 3 AM on a school night. tsk tsk hypocrite much ?

liam: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND ASSHOLE

louis: friend ? or fuck buddy ??

liam: none of ur damn businessss

louis: how are you so sure i'm still not soph ?

liam: i asked herr

louis: and you believed her hmm !

liam: i already know you know me and you go to this school, so its a matter of time before i find u and whoop ur ass

louis: pound my ass? on our very first meeting? damn daddy, shouldn't we get to know each other first ?? ;)

liam: why haven't i blocked u yet

louis: cause ya love this, duh. admit it daddy

liam: stop calling me that

louis: ohhh daddyyy

liam: i give up

louis: you do that, while i'll be jerking off to our texts like the wanker i am, and you'll be doing the same ahem

liam: i'm blocking u

louis: i dare you

liam: ...

louis: this still counts as a reply daddy ;)

louis: good night leeyum ! swe- i mean, wet dreams haha

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image- i dont blame louis for calling liam daddy like dayum