Sext Me [LiLo]

47.

niall: liammm

liam: yeah?

niall: whatchu doin?

liam: nothing much, just catching up on the weekend homework

niall: wow. you must really be bored then

liam: you guessed it

niall: hey i've an idea

liam: why doesn't this sound good?

niall: we gotta celebrate

liam: celebrate what?

niall: i'm offended liam! we have to celebrate my getting into the team!

niall: speaking of which, my soon to be team mates are really cool lads

liam: oh niall, when do you even not like someone?

niall: well

niall: oh god this is a serious defect in me

liam: hah no nialler

liam: and how are we gonna celebrate?

niall: just you and me, partying the way of the irish

liam: niall

liam: you know i'm a lightweight

niall: i wont get you drunk i promise

niall: one drink wont hurt.

liam: thats what you always say before handing me the next one

niall: hah what

liam: trying to be innocent now, ok

niall: hah! remember the one time i got you so drunk and you put a burger bun on your forehead

liam: stop

niall: and called yourself burger boy xD

liam: ugh and you snapped a picture

niall: couldn't help it xD

liam: i wont embarrass myself again

niall: well its gonna be just you and me so no worries

liam: i dont trust you bc the burger incident

niall: i'm wounded!

niall: come over pretty pleaseeee

liam: no

niall: pleaseee liam! i need to tell you a lot

liam: ugh fine

liam: no drinks

niall: just a few drinks

liam: just one

niall: promise (;

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horan is a bitch ass liar xD he just needs somebody to get drunk with aw

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(psst, next one is drunk liam sexting louis ooh)