Sext Me [LiLo]

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louis: i'm glad you told me everything otherwise i was going to smack you two

harry: with your gucci purse?

louis: i'm offended harold

louis: if anything, it would be a yves saint laurent excuse you

harry: i'm dead.

louis: glad i amused you yay, now stop worrying! zayn will be alright, you guys will be alright

harry: but it was so freaking perfect and i ruined it again!

louis: harry stop. we just got off the phone and i got done with you talking my ear off and wailing about this

harry: but i cant believe i freaking ran away when zayn was being so sweet! i want to smack myself ugh what had gotten into me!

harry: you've been dreaming of kissing zayn malik and finally when he kisses you like it'll be your last first kiss, you run away. way to go harry way to go

louis: well zayn did kiss you out of the blue when you guys literally just made up so he must have been expecting your reaction no?

harry: dont you dare blame zayn!

louis: ouch, talk about defensive boyfriends

louis: i'm not blaming zaynie, i'm just pointing out that he might have been expecting your reaction since he was the one who kissed you first

louis: oh i'm so proud of our boy

harry: i'm really proud of him too. he told me about his feelings and then he kissed me to clarify those feelings and i had to be an overwhelmed idiot and run away from him in shock

harry: and now zayn's not even calling me back louis he still hasn't replied or called baCK

louis: deep breaths ok calm the fućk down

louis: you guys just cant seem to get this right but just give it time

louis: i can see both of you really like the other and i know you'll be willing to wait for the other. at least this time

harry: yeah of course! i was such an idiot and pushed zayn so much, when i should have understood how difficult it was for him too before

harry: but whats done is done. i really hope he forgives my stupid move and doesnt take it the wrong way

louis: he wont

harry: how do you know?? he isn't even giving me a chance to explain!!

louis: chill your tits harold, it has been only two hours. give the lad some time, he feels like you rejected him

harry: you're not helping

louis: oh but i am!

louis: just stop worrying, ok? zayn really likes you, and he. was. the. one. who. kissed. you. so he understands that you might have gotten overwhelmed with how fast he moved.

louis: you guys did talk about everything else and professed your feelings face to face so its almost all good, no?

harry: yeah, yeah i guess youre right lou! we did confess everyrhing and zayn kissed me at the end but we did talk before yeah

louis: there you go! just make out less and talk more next time and everything will clear up

louis: i'm so proud of you both for actually making moves! my babies are growing up!

louis: and he took you to the park! never knew zayn would be such a romantic sap

harry: oh i know right?? we skipped school and he held my hand all the way louis and he kept smiling at me and took us to the park where we first met when i moved here oh gosh

louis: you literally just told me all of that but its cute so its alright

harry: he was so thoughtful and romantic and i had to run away from all of that! stupid stupid stupid!

louis: harry, let zayn talk first. even though it was a really stupid move you pulled which must have brought zayn's confidence down, just wait a while before jumping to conclusions

harry: you're such a realist it hurts

louis: the truth hurts yep

louis: now focus on the good times boy. he's like my brother, but i admit i'd make out with zayn in a heartbeat if i was dared to

harry: heyyy

louis: dont be mad

louis: i'd make out with you too harreh

harry: oh shush

harry: zayn kissed me under that tree. it was pretty steamy

louis: i'd paid to see that tbh

harry: horny lou!

harry: sometimes it feels like we're in a threeway relationship

louis: zourry would be fücking hot, no?

harry: who's that?

louis: its zayn, me and you dimwit

harry: no more tumblr for you

louis: move along

louis: i wanted to get your side of the story before talking to zayn. i'm gonna do that now

harry: alright, let me know what he says

louis: and just give him a bit of time. again, this time it was neither of you guys mistake

harry: yeah.. yeah i guess.

louis: but i'm so proud that you both have stopped blaming each other and defending the other! true love right there

harry: oh wow, yeah you're right again :)

harry: speaking of true love, are you sure about outing yourself to liam tomorrow?

louis: honestly? i have no idea harry, i'm just so scared. but i'm kinda confident bc liam doesnt hate me anymore but i feel so guilty that i'm deceiving him

harry: the best thing to do is tell him. good luck lou :)

louis: yeah :) i will i will

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fyi, the picture on the side/above is basically legit the whole sext me plot in a nutshell xD

but yeS ZARRY MADE OUT WOO I REPEAT ZARRY SKIPPED SCHOOL AND MADE OUT IN THE PARK WHERE THEY MET A LONG WAY FROM THE PLAYGROUND *sobs*

but these idiots just cant get it right smh! when zayn is suddenly too bold, harry is suddenly too overwhelmed smh poor babies

#FrustratingZarry yo! xD

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