Sext Me [LiLo]

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niall: your birthday's in two days. my lili is turning 19 *cries* they grow up so fast!

liam: awe niall stop. yeah hah i cant believe i'll be 19

niall: i'm really proud of you, ya know?

liam: yeah i know :) why the sudden expression?

niall: well lets see. i'm so proud of how you never misuse your popularity and are always so down to earth and now look how many friends ya have

liam: but you'll always be the best friend yeah ni

niall: pshh of course

niall: now seriously i cant wait for this party! its gonna be the biggest party of the year

liam: yeah, way better than my 16th birthday party haha

niall: aw liam

niall: look how far you're come :D

liam: yeah, i really am lucky :)

niall: yes you are!

niall: now enough with the emotional stuff, lets talk more about yer party

niall: there'll be booze yeh? if ya say no then i'm not comin

liam: haha! sorry but no alcohol, just soda

niall: we're over, we're done. i dont know you

liam: haha i love you! i'm not that boring ni, of course there'll be booze and you're incharge of that ofc but i'm not gonna touch a drop

niall: YESSSS!!

niall: hahah ! you sure about that birthday boy?

liam: yes.

niall: oh and dont tell me ya invited your bitchy cousins too?

liam: i feel bad if i dont! they were the only ones that came to my parties when no one did sooo

niall: awh liam i swear you are such a sweetheart

liam: i am not! i can be cruel

niall: sure lad sure

niall: alright but keep your cousin away from me. she's nice and all but idk why she thinks i'm tryna hit on her

liam: bc you are a different person when you're drunk horny horan

liam: i'll just tell her you dont swing that way haha

niall: good thinking

niall: speaking of guests at your party...

niall: i talked to harry at practice today

liam: like you do everyday yes

niall: he's such a nice bloke. and i find it adorable how he only talks to me and josh during breaks.

liam: and you guys have the same music taste and favorite teams and he's amazing blah blah

niall: oi! i dont talk about him that much.. do i?

liam: but you do. i think you have a crush

niall: aw come on li i really dont!

niall: 'sides harry has a boyfriend, that badboy jerk

liam: oh my god

niall: what?

liam: does niall horan actually hate somebody for once? this is going down in history

niall: ugh no i dont hate him, just that he's a bit too smug like ok mate i get it, you and harry have a thing

liam: i thought you said zayn was really hot? :P

niall: he is but ugh he's really a jerk

liam: oh you seem pissed and jealous, no wonder you were so moody at off time

niall: i wasn't jealous ok ! li i wont give you your gift if you say i'm jealous one more time !!

liam: chill nialler hahah

niall: is it weird i'm starting to feel kinda protective over harry? but not in the crazy zayn over protective way

liam: not at all, its actually cute that you look out for him

niall: yeah i guess so because he doesnt get along with the other guys and they sometimes tease him since he's much younger and i hate that

liam: as your best friend i feel you're starting to like the bloke. and niall i'm telling you now, dont. he has somebody and you're not like that

niall: he's not harry's boyfriend and i dont like harry !!

niall: but whatever, if zayn is his boyfriend then i have a girlfriend

liam: hahaha what??? since when??

liam: let me guess, that new girl who moved from aussie?

niall: heh yeah. we're just talking and yeah

liam: your like australians too much. first luke hemmings and now this miranda chick hah

niall: her name's melissa!

liam: sure whatever

niall: as i was sayin before mentioning harry's not-boyfriend, me and harry were talkin and the topic of yer party came up and i invited harry and his friends too

liam: louis and... zayn? haha

niall: yeah! your adorable louis

liam: seriously niall?

niall: calm down liam, yes. louis is gonna be at your party

liam: hah amusing

liam: but glad you invited the kids. they're gonna be the only sophomores but oh well

liam: and i'm gonna keep an eye on you when you get drunk so you wont flirt up you know who

niall: relax, i wont! he's just my friend li. i dont have a crush on him

liam: so you ship me with louis and that calum bloke and sophia and my stalker wow

niall: touchy touchy payno! sure, go ahead, ship me too ;) tho harry is so cute and vulnerable

liam: niall

niall: yeah yeah relax

liam: i told my stalker to show up to the party too, dared him even

niall: ooh snap ! good thinkin ! maybe he does show up ooh !

liam: lets just see if he chickens out again or if he finally grew some balls. i'm just about ready to snap his neck now he's making me impatientttt

niall: ;) i see i see

niall: well i'll talk to ya in the morning li, good night !

liam: night nialler

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Oh damn... Niall baby you're too lateeee, Zarry has already sailed. But *shrugs* who can resist drama yeh?

#JealousNiall bc why the eff not? ;)

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE CHAPTERS AHEAD OMF

It's day 3 and still no sign of the flying cockroach supposedly still in my room and I'm honestly scared for my life guys heLP

ON A MISSION TO GET A HARRY DM DUN DUN