Sext Me [LiLo]

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liam: this is so weird and wrong

liam: why the hell am i texting back my stalker when i should just block his number?

niall: because you likeeeee him

liam: don't be stupid niall! he's an annoying and creepy bastard who always manages to piss me the hell off

niall: but you clearly enjoy texting him

liam: like i said before, his comebacks amuse me and they're not too bad to pass the time plus you know i like to have the last word

niall: and like i said as well, you love texting your stalker ooh

liam: no

liam: he even stalks everyone i talk to! unbelievable!

niall: who'd he stalk?

liam: you know that guy from the park who fell off his skateboard when we were playing footie?

niall: oh yeh that tiny cute guy with the glasses

liam: yeah that cute stuttery guy

liam: he's in year 11 and his name's louis. i asked him how his hand was just to be nice and apparently that lucas guy saw us. and now he says he's stalking louis too, poor guy

niall: wow this lucas guy sure is something

liam: yeah! but still i keep texting him back ever since that day ugh! he makes it hard not to text back

niall: there's nothin wrong in admitting you like texting him liam

liam: yes there is! the right thing to do here is to block the bastard's number, not encourage him! and i'm doing the exact opposite of what i should do

niall: what do you think is the worse that could happen from this?

liam: well he cant really do anything. 'lucas' is all words and no action. and i'm just having fun from this

niall: then?

liam: then what?

niall: then you have nothing to worry about! like i had said before, that person is having fun just chatting up an unknown number and he happened to know you as well, and so are you

niall: so instead of showing that you're creeped out or annoyed which you aren't even, just go with it

liam: when did you become so wise?

niall: i have my moments

liam: yeah i guess. he cant really do anything expect keep stalking me from a distance. and i have to admit, all this attention is kinda flattering haha

niall: wow! i wish i had a stalker

liam: trust me, you dont wanna wish for that

niall: really? because you seem to he very fond of your stalker ha!

liam: never in a million years

liam: i guess i'll keep texting him, just until i can find out who he is. i'm curious, plus i want to set his mind straight for being a smartass and stalking me

niall: nice excuse

liam: i'm going to smack you leprechaun

niall: ooh mum's settin up dinner! see you tomorrow lili

liam: idiot

niall: you love me

liam: unfortunately