Sext Me [LiLo]

character ask: louis

ramie: welcome, my boys

ramie: where are your sexy asses at?!

louis: sexy ass? you called?

harry: i have a flat ass but ok i'm here

zayn: pshh babe, that ass is anything but flat

harry: aw stopp zee

ramie: *cooes at zarry flirting*

liam: uh, how did you get my number?

ramie: *rolls eyes* just go with it lili

ramie: where's the leprechaun?

niall: 'ere

ramie: alright, did you get luke?

niall: yea added him

luke: um hi?

ramie: *smiles* hi hemmo

luke: hii. i dont even know you guys

ramie: well now you do. so lets begin!

ramie: the first, and the most amount of questions are for louis

louis: yes! bow down to the queen

ramie: more like the chicken shiţ

louis: oii!

ramie: mkay. first question is from @galacticzjm and they said *danisnotonfire voice* hey louis when are you gonna frickle frack liam?

louis: uhh whenever he wants to really

liam: um?

louis: tehee

ramie: whoops who deleted liam and niall from the chat? ;)

harry: you're sneaky

zayn: and you seem like a bitćh to me

ramie: do not get on my bad side zayn javadd malik. you know damn well i can easily kill you off in the next chapter

harry: no pls dont he didnt mean it

louis: ooh slayyy gurl

ramie: ok harry. i love you and my zarry too much to do that

zayn: still a bitćh

ramie: *ignores*

ramie: the next one is from @perforce who asks are you sad that liam is graduating and may or may not be back next year?

louis: oh gosh.. i really dont want to think about that much. but at least i have half a year with him. but this sucks bc we wasted so much time ugh

ramie: aww boo. well cheer up! and answer the next one which is from @taintedlouve and they wanna know if you have any kinks when it comes to frickle frackling. *shifts in seat and becomes attentive*

louis: well now that you asked... is it bad that i kinda sorta like the idea of wearing women's underwear that are a size small on me when i get frickle fracked? no?

ramie: mother of god. i do not remember writing you as this kinky

louis: welp *shrugs* i am tiny and feminine so why not use that to my advantage. i think liam wont mind ;)

ramie: *trembles from feels* okay... i think i'm okay now. woo. onto the next one. @conlaceratus wants to know when do you plan on telling liam about lucas?