Sext Me [LiLo]

09.

louis: hi daddy

louis: you looked so hot today unff. wear tank tops everyday otherwise shirtless is an option just sayin

liam: what the actual fuck you creep

louis: hey ! i'm offended! how is complimenting your outfit creepy?

liam: but stalking me is creepy

liam: why did my stupid phone had to format ughh

louis: dont blame your phone ! if it hadn't been for your faulty phone, we would have never started sexting ;)

louis: the fault in our phones. ha ! i'm so funny

liam: ha. hilarious.

louis: yes. i am hilarious. and that is precisely the reason why you're grinning behind your hand rn, reading my text mhmm

liam: what the hell

liam: you're in the cafeteria??

louis: well i cant afford spy cameras so duh

louis: aw how cute. you're looking around for me now. stop wasting your lunch break daddy

louis: sit down and look at your phone daddy

louis: ooh that soda is gonna leave a stain ! told ya not to get up and look around for me ;)

louis: tell that bitch to take her fake acrylic claws off my daddy

liam: fuck off

louis: she just wants the d daddy

liam: pshh and u dont?

louis: i want the whole package ;)

louis: go for the apple, keep those abs in shape ;)

liam: i feel like i'm in big brother rn

louis: score ! i made you laugh again

louis: excellent analogy daddy

liam: should i be flattered that i have a stalker?

louis: you sound awfully unfazed now?

liam: this is the only way to deal with u

louis: aw how romantic! you're adjusting according to my needs

liam: wow ok

louis: and you should be flattered that you have somone like me as your admirer. something to be very proud of

liam: ok honest to god this is creepy. tell me who you are this instant

louis: so demanding, unff. but nopeee. what would be the fun in that?

liam: you're not in pretty little liars, asshole

louis: you have such a dirty mouth daddy, i love it. and ooh! the sass! stop turning me on, i'm in public

louis: i'm cackling bc you lost your chill again

louis: interesting to see the power i have on u

liam: go fuck yourself

louis: but thats your job daddy

liam: ur not funny

louis: your shit eating grin tells me otherwise

liam: STOP LOOKING AT ME

liam: WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

(friendly reminder that this book is purely humor and wit and those are the main things here. this wont have much drama or an unpredicatable plot haha)