Sext Me [LiLo]

35.

louis: oh my gosh

louis: daddyyy

louis: can you believe it?? it going to be a month soon

liam: what?

louis: a month since we started sexting and falling in love

liam: seriously?

liam: has it really been a month? wow

louis: time flies when you're having fun

liam: who said i was having fun? this has dragged on for a month smh. when are you giving up and showing yourself??

louis: again with this? just admit it that we are now friends daddy, it isnt that hard

liam: but let me guess, your dick is

louis: you guessed correctly daddy. you can make that sure too

louis: why do you sext me so much?

liam: me?? sext you??? oh please. i was just telling you how predictable your comebacks are

louis: again with the denial. tsk tsk this has got to stop leeyum

liam: just go to sleep or whatever

louis: even when i sleep i dream about you

liam: cheesy much

louis: you didnt let me finish. i dream about you fūcking me senseless on my bed until i cant walk for a week

liam: not gonna happen

louis: no problem daddy. we can fūck in your bed then

liam: i cant even with you

louis: if you cant even with me, you can still make out with me you know

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liam: you must be pretty cool and popular huh?

louis: what?

louis: oh please daddy, you're making me laugh

liam: well you do sound like the popular type. you're sassy and bitchy and yeah, you can hold your own and must have a lot of friends

louis: thats what everyone tells me but thank you, really. means a lot coming from you

liam: thats just my observation, no need to be so sappy

louis: looks like i'm going to present you your 'the moment ruiner' award along with your 'the most lickable abs' award

louis: but i'm such a loser. nobody really notices me until i accidentally get in their business. i'm a lonely pervert so no liam, i'm not popular. or cool. not in the least

liam: heyy dont put yourself down! you do seem really cool, you always know what to say and you can manipulate words so well. you're a sneaky one.

liam: you never fail to amuse me and creep me out at the same time but still for some unknown reason i keep texting you, just for the amusement i guess

liam: you are still a pervert tho

louis: whats your point daddy? ;)

liam: my point is that dont think so low of yourself! everyone has good and bad qualities and a person keeps learning theirs everyday

louis: philosophical daddy, so so hot

louis: but seriously, thank you liam for making me feel better. i really didnt know i'd have this much fun in texting you but i do. hell i could never dream that i'd get to text you

liam: no problem. and cool haha

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louis: i really want to tell you who i am but i'm scared

liam: why are you scared?

louis: because you think i'm cool. me, the lucas who texts you. and i will gladly take you thinking i'm a creepy pervert and a witty stalker than when you actually meet me, an ugly and frail loser.

louis: just drop it now liam, please. i know what i am

liam: just keep in mind what i said

louis: will do. and i'll stop texting you if you want, but you and i both know we're having too much fun haha

liam: wow, i guess you're right. never really realised it

louis: HELL YES YOU ADMITTED IT

liam: i guess i'm amused by my pervy stalker. i should be whacked upside the head

louis: you're so cute

liam: no i'm manly

louis: manly af and a cutie. seriously daddy, you're the best of both worlds ;)

liam: hannah montana much

louis: yes. and i wear a blonde wig btw. now you're a hint closer to finding me ;)

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the spaces (between us) indicate time gap between the convos

lilo are having so many bonding moments awh and liam kinda admitted he likes texting louis :')

but poor insecure lou bby