Sext Me [LiLo]

18.

zayn: thank god its saturday. now me and my bed can catch up all weekend

louis: because your bed is the only action you'll ever get

zayn: not really. i made out with harry on my study table yesterday

louis: HA! KNEW IT!

zayn: ha! joke's on you because that didn't really happen

louis: so smooth malik. just deny it. oh goshhh i'm so happy for you fuckers

zayn: ughh nothing happened ok?! why did i even say that

louis: bc your pride was hurt. but still... you just had to say harry's name mhmm

zayn: grow up louis

louis: never!!

louis: BUT ZEN OH MY GAWD ZEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED

louis: okay wait no dont guess bc you know you suck at guessing more than you know what ;)

zayn: oh shut up you twat

zayn: what happened now?

louis: LIAM TEXTED BACK!!!

zayn: really? thats great! told you no one can resist the tommo hah

louis: you speak the truth zaynie

zayn: where was he?

louis: he's so freaking adorable zayn oh my god

zayn: you're even more whipped than now wow

louis: i always expected him to be so rude and buff like he looks but he's so cute! he called me poohead once and he just gets so pouty and upset when i always one up him

louis: and he texted me last night saying he put a password on his carrier sim and had to get it cracked but texted me back the second he got it back and kept texting me by using the excuse that he likes having the last word

louis: pshhh rightttt. he so loves texting me

zayn: i gotta hand it to you lou. he really does sound like he's starting to get fond of you

louis: really?

zayn: yeah :) congrats! and you're both having fun so yeah. but still, be careful. you dont know if this can go wrong and it can because you're basically stalking the guy

louis: we are having fun! liam doesnt mind even tho he says he does :D and his comebacks dont come close to mine but i still have so much fun and i'm texting my crush so score for tommo

zayn: i've never seen someone dodge your comebacks so easily than liam though. you guys are perfect ha :P

louis: YOU SHIP LILO??

zayn: say what

louis: lilo, thats me and liam tehee

zayn: cute cute. yeah i guess hah

louis: and i ship zarry ;)

zayn: oh god

louis: i'm thinking of telling him my name.

zayn: what?? are you sure?

louis: uh no. not really. but at least something. he must think of me as the witty stalker and thats not charming

zayn: thats true. but are you ever going to meet him?

louis: alright i'm coming over at yours in a few, we'll talk then

zayn: how?

louis: on my skateboard, how else badboi

zayn: cool! i'm in the mood for skateboarding, i'll get mine out too

louis: sounds great

louis: text harry too. dont sext him, text him malik. and pls, dont make me the third well and start snogging him against a tree

zayn: i am not louis tomlinson. i just dont snog guys by pressing them against trees hah :P

louis: touché. you're zayn malik. you fuck curly haired guys senseless on your study table hmm?

zayn: i just cant win can i?

louis: one does not defeat the king
zayn: *queen

louis: hey!

louis: queen louis. has a nice ring to it though

[zouis friendship! thinking of adding some zarry convos :P whatchu think of sext me so far? oh and tysm for 3K votes ❤]