Sext Me [LiLo]

15.

louis: harreh

harry: hey

louis: whatchu doin?

harry: just got back from zayn's after studying for the maths test. maths is torture ugh

louis: so you guys solved math problems?

harry: pretty much yeah?

louis: what about taking care of some... other problems ;)

harry: what other problems?

harry: oh

harry: oh god louis you're too much eep

louis: hey i was just being straightforward. and looks like i hit the nail on the head mhmm

harry: this is getting pretty amusing

harry: and i wont act offended because zayn is right, that just spurs you on

harry: you're lucky i love you, and i cant even begin to tell you how much i missed these random pervy texts of yours. you're a sunshine lou

louis: you wanker! you made me cry when i was tryna be all smirky and teasing

louis: but yeah, i missed texting you too hazza. glad we're ok now and thanks for not over reacting about me text stalking liam payne

harry: i actually find that really funny tbh. but you know, still. be careful louis. dont push the guy to the edge. what if he finds out who you are?

louis: harry you're starting again

harry: oops

louis: hiii

harry: hey, you still up?

louis: obviously not. i'm fast asleep and having wet dreams about liam but still texting you duh-- of course i'm awake dimwit mccurlykins!

harry: i physically felt that sass hit me on the face from my phone screen ouch

louis: hah you're cute. well leeyum isn't replying and zayn went to sleep, probs after wanking to your texts

harry: well i can safely that the latter thing is unlikely to have happened, and dont worry, he'll reply. judging from his texts, he sounds smitten :D

louis: ooh ikr harreh? but what if i scared him too much? but the last time we talked, we had so much fun! we connected over similar music taste and now he isnt talking to me :(

harry: relax lou, he'll text back. now just put your phone away and get some sleep. he'll text you in the morning. and if he doesn't, you're welcome to tease me and zayn all you want tomorrow

louis: you really know how to cheer me up do you?

harry: thats what best friends are for :)

louis: meh you're tolerable. thats why i keep you around

harry: ouch

louis: sleep, peasant

[double update woop! i'm on fire, i'm on fire nowww xD]