Sext Me [LiLo]

49.

louis: ZAYN DAMMIT PICK UP YOUR PHONE

louis: WAKE UP YOU FŪÇKERS I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

harry: what lou? you alright? not literally i hope?

louis: oh hello harold. i'm peachy keen, and yourself?

harry: uh.. i'm good? are you ok? why are up at 3AM?

louis: why are YOU up at this hour hmm?

harry: i was on youtube and lost tack of time

louis: animal sex videos?

harry: NO! funny cat videos. my stomach still hurts

louis: somehow i believe you

harry: thank you

zayn: c'mon lou, cant a guy get some sleep at least on the weekend

louis: sit your pretty ass down and listen (figuratively) to what just freaking happened

zayn: did liam sext you?

louis: WTF HOW DID YOU?

zayn: what seriously he did???? i was just joking

zayn: why, how hahah?

harry: well. you do love to joke a lot, dont you zayn? :)

louis: *stage whispers* burnnn

zayn: uh

zayn: not a lot

harry: but just at the appropriate moments huh?

louis: *sprays air freshener to clear the awkward air*

louis: OKAY YES SO LISTEN (READ)

louis: liam got pissed drunk with his best friend

harry: niall?

zayn: niall?

louis: yes your footie buddy niall, harry

harry: oh?

zayn: buddy?

harry: hah yeah niall is irish and they sure love to drink and celebrate hah

louis: yes harold. so apparently liam is a lightweight and niall is not. and they went to sleep and liam couldn't sleep so he texted the first person on his drunken mind. guess who guys? ;)

zayn: uh, obama?

louis: close but no

louis: and so he texted me well MORE LIKE DRUNK SEXTED ME OH MY GOD AND MY PALMS ARE STILL SWEATY AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD

louis: and i woke lottie up who was asking questions again the nosy little biťch

harry: seriously?? you hit the jackpot louis xD

zayn: yeah! congrats tommo, happy for you hah. just imagine how embarrassed the poor bloke would be after he's sober and sees his texts

louis: i seriously cannot wait for that! i'm gonna use his words against him bc they do say a drunken mind speaks the truth ;)

louis: wait, see for yourself oh my god

louis: [screenshot]

louis: [screenshot]

louis: [screenshot]

harry: this is even funnier than cats oh gosh this made my night!

zayn: wow poor guy, he's so wasted hahaha

harry: and louis is freaking out

zayn: and turned on

harry: idk whether to feel happy or sorry for louis

harry: but i feel mostly happy because wow, liam really does like him

zayn: lucky louis

louis: nice lads, nice. pretend i left the convo

harry: you used this moment well haha, sneaky lou

louis: a golden chance yes, i'm still freaking out. my luck huh?

zayn: your luck, seriously

harry: imagine if liam knew you in person like.. knew you as the stalker

louis: uh, its technically not stalking anymore bc liam likes it. he even smiles at the mention of me AGAIN WHAT IF LIFEEE

zayn: well you're right there. i think liam doesn't even mind texting you anymore... wow. louis what have you done to him haha

louis: its the tommo magic

harry: but imagine if liam did know you in person? and you could tease him about texts then and see his reaction up close haha

louis: one of the many reasons why i want to finally let liam know who i am

louis: BEFORE you two gang up on me, i will announce that i'll ask liam to meet me, myself bc i think liam wont punch me now. not soon, but when i'm ready

zayn: and that will be never

louis: no, soon

harry: really?

louis: yeah, but i'm so scared

louis: but lets forget about it for now! gonna go back to reading liam's text. good night guys, thanks for listening

harry: good night loubear, best of luck for everything

zayn: yeah g'nite wanker

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