Sext Me [LiLo]

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niall: payno!

liam: 'sup?

niall: everything ok? who were you lookin for at lunch today?

liam: oh. i thought i'd seen someone

niall: who?

liam: uh, someone?

niall: cut the crap, i'm your best friend! dont think i've noticed ya grinning at your phone and checking it all t time !

liam: you'll think i'm weird

niall: mate, i've known you long enough. i know what t expect now hahaha

liam: FINE

liam: i uh have a stalker who texts me

niall: oh damn

niall: is he a creep? a pervert?

liam: yes to both actually. and he was the one who texted me at lunch

niall: ooh what'd he say?? this is excting! i cant believe you didnt tell me! i'm stealing yer fave snapback as payback

liam: dont you dareee

niall: aww your threats are adorable you sexy little puppy

liam: i will punch you

niall: you and i both know that you can kill someone with a punch but you'll even apologize after xD

liam: whateverrrr

niall: hahaha!

niall: what did the stalker sayyyyy

niall: holy shit! your text talk is rubbin off on me!

liam: well he told me i look sexy in tanktops and that he was watching me and i couldnt even lie about being creeped out bc i was more amused than creeped out and actually having fun in bantering with him

liam: his sass and wit is so on point hah! and i'm actually starting to enjoy our convos in which he basically flirts and i reply with comebacks when i should be grossed out and block him nialler but i dont! smack me ok what is wrong with me?!!!

niall: a sticky situation indeed. *strokes chin* but nothin doctor niall cant fix,! ;)

liam: youre a dork

niall: shutup mr batman undies

liam: ouch yeah that realllllly hurt my feelings. owww you insensitive twat

niall: aw lili! where are you learning all this sarcasm?

liam: ugh that witty perv is rubbing off on me

niall: i see i see hahahah

niall: ok i'm comin over bc i need some food !

liam: when dont you need food ?

niall: yeah yeah ! and you gotta tell me all about this stalker, and i mean everything ! why'd ya think i'd be weirded out about this ? ya know i never judge li :)

niall: this perv amuses you, so you like texting him back. even if he's a bit on the creepy side, i think the bloke is also having a good time as so are you. so no harm done. maybe he'll (or she'll) tell you who they are when they want to.

niall: thats just my guess tho !

niall: ok i'm leavin'! see you in a few ! order up the pizza

liam: you're literally amazing nialler! thank you for me making me feel so much better and ur so right ahhh. it doesnt bother me much surprisingly.

liam: but i do wanna know who he is just so i can put a face to the honestly brilliant comebacks

liam: but he annoys me so much ughh

niall: doctor niall can see whats happening here *strokes imaginary beard*

liam: *rolls eyes*

niall: and glad to be of service ^_^

liam: i'm ordering you an extra large pizza! my treat :D

niall: i love you so much *cries*

[niall the sweetheart is hereee! i was making ni a rude bastard but we already have em here (zayn, liam, lou a bit) so decided to make him a sunshine ^_^]