Sext Me [LiLo]

69.

louis: hey

louis: daddy guess what

louis: i'm gonna be at your party ;)

liam: hopefully you finally got the balls to show yourself smh

louis: relax, i will

louis: now what would you like as a birthday present?

liam: to get rid of you

louis: now now dont go breaking my heart! you really dont mean that

louis: how about i tell you who i am and give you birthday sex as a gift. sound good?

liam: yes and no

louis: yes to the birthday sex and no to me telling you? idk if that'd work but ok daddy its your day

liam: no birthday sex you perv

louis: i swear i think you're straight sometimes!

liam: i'm technically straight too, i'm not picky

louis: hahahahahah

louis: oh shoot you're serious

louis: well i'll be there and i'll get in without you even noticing and i wont leave a straight bone in your body after i'm done with you

liam: hahaha pshh

liam: oh really?

louis: mhmm ;)

louis: and then i'll walk up to you and make out with you and tell you who i am

liam: hah like thats gonna happen

louis: just you wait

louis: and i never turn down a dare

liam: good because i've dared you to tell me who you are at my party

louis: precisely

louis: see you in three hours liam ;)

liam: i better

louis: aw you will dont worry. i'll be there to cheer you up.

liam: more like you'll do the opposite but whatever

louis: hope i dont ruin your party omf that'd be mean

liam: ugh you wont. just tell me who you are ok

louis: we'll see

liam: frustrating wanker

louis: so much love aw

louis: byee gotta make myself presentable for ya

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Sorry for the short update, next one's the partehhh! :D

The chapter number is pretty interesting, no? And it just had to be Lilo. ;)

#LiloFlirting if you cant wait for that at the party xD

So yesterday I went on twitter in hopes for Harry DM access. Instead I got a Liam solo, a Harry group (thank you babe, who added me ily) and a Ziam solo xD HOW DID I GET THIS LUCKY WHAt i'm still screamING

If only they noticed me too. Actually no. I'm too young to die. I have yet to meet those bastards.

Oh and if you have twitter, please report @fluffyzarry bc it's a saved user and no one owns it. And I realllllly want it! Ty I love you ❤❤