Sext Me [LiLo]

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louis: so my best friend has fallen for my other best friend

louis: best friend #1 is so smitten but the poor guy got hurt by best friend #2's stupidity, and the latter is denying his feelings even tho he is whipped on the kid

liam: what did the guy do to hurt the other?

louis: well lets just say he doesn't have much of a filter which ruins most of his relationships

liam: ahh. well he should just apologize to the other guy and if they both like each other it'll work out

louis: exactly what i tell them daddy! but one is too scared and the other is too stubborn and refuses to accept that he likes haz

liam: so haz is your best friend's name?

louis: shit

louis: of course thats not his name!

liam: that means it is. it must be a nickname

louis: not thats his real name

liam: what kind of a nickname is haz?

louis: thats the poor guy's name, dont insult him

louis: speaking of which, weren't you telling me how you were going to show me your fist today? the school day's almost over daddy

liam: i got sidetracked

liam: but i will find you because i know! and now knowing your best friend's name, i'm even surer

louis: surer is not a word daddy. did you pass your english exam or nah?

liam: i passed, you asshole!

louis: touchy touchy

louis: and it was a nice effort to convince me that you found me and try to scare me. A+ for effort ;)

louis: not at A+ for your grammar skills, sadly

liam: oh shut up! and i'm not lying!

louis: save it leeyum

louis: hey we're friends now, right?

liam: of course we are. where are you rn?

louis: you wouldn't believe if i told you!

liam: do tell me

louis: nah ;) nice try

louis: but really? are we friends? or more than friends?

liam: we're not friends. you're just my stalker

louis: ...who you love to text back, do not deny your previous words daddy

louis: [screenshot]

liam: oh fuçk you

louis: calm your hormones down liam ;)

louis: we go to discussing about my friends and our relationship to you cussing me out. i see a lot of angsty make up sex in our future

liam: huh. what future? you're deluded

louis: no i'm not. i'm almost never wrong liam ;)

liam: well you're wrong this time, bye

louis: i loved your outfit today! love how you tie that flannel around your waist, but it sucks that it hides that smackable bum of yours

liam: thats why i wear it like that, to protect my bum from your pervy eyes

louis: hahaha, oh daddy you're adorable

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#gif: i love how liam turns sassy louis into a giggling mess its so freaking heartwarming

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