Sext Me [LiLo]

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harry: louisssss

louis: harryyyy

harry: what are you doing

louis: you don't wanna know

harry: okay haha

harry: i'm bored and i miss you

louis: gtfo ya clingy biťch

louis: haha jk, you're cute

harry: heyy i'm still mad at you for not coming to my first ever practice

harry: but then again, i'm proud of you for once again sassing someone

louis: why thank you

louis: made any new friends at the practice?

harry: uh not really. i'm the only sophomore on the team so the guys kinda shunned me

louis: if they do anything more, you tell us. got it harry?

harry: yeah of course! but they were talking to me on the field, so its cool. a few are really nice.

harry: there's josh, and niall who talked to me. yes, liam's best friend niall. he's going to try out tomorrow but according to the guys he's a shoo-in for the team

harry: dont scream please

louis: devious plots are taking shape in my head

harry: uh oh

louis: did you talk to niall?

harry: not much, he just said hi. i wish i could be like niall, he literally got along with everyone

louis: i see i see

harry: but if only you could have been there...

louis: let it go already! i bet you didn't even notice my absence. zayn made up for it, no?

harry: maybe

harry: it did mean a lot to me that he showed up. seriously, i was grinning like an idiot whenever i saw him sitting there oh my god

louis: did you tell zayn that?

harry: uh no?

louis: idiot!

harry: i don't wanna make him feel awkward!

louis: that's the problem with you harry, you're too nice. dont care about making zayn feel awkward, pressurize him! seduce him! make the biťch realise he loves you!

harry: but he isn't sure himself. i dont think he feels that way for me lou, it is my fault

harry: but oh god what should i do?? the more i try not to think about zayn, i start falling even more for him and daydreaming about him ugh this is not fair!!

louis: whoa whoa haz calm down. and this is not your fault!

louis: here's what you're going to do because zayn is being a stubborn biťch

louis: i know you quickly got over zayn being an idiot and hurting you bc its zayn's nature and bc you're pathetically in love with him

louis: so you make him blurt out his feelings for you

harry: how will i do that?? and you're the one who said i should behave like i'm still mad at zayn and play hard to get??

louis: you're still going to do that, play hard to get. and also use the oldest trick in the book

louis: make zayn jealous

harry: hahah! yeah right lou. like zayn would ever be jealous of someone or something. he's zayn malik, people get jealous of him, not the other way around

louis: true true. its seriously cute how much you idolise him

harry: yeah yeah. how do i make him jealous then?

louis: yess! and my dear harry, you answered your own question.

louis: niall

harry: niall?

louis: yes! use niall to make zayn jealous!

harry: i dont think that'll work. niall and i are not that alike and plus, i saw niall talking to zayn so yeah

harry: niall looks like he'd be a better friend for zayn anyway

louis: oh wow. please dont tell me you're jealous too

harry: of course not!

louis: you and zayn are so pitifully obvious smh

louis: here's the plan now. put your stupid jealousy aside and be buddies with niall, because zayn is inifinity times more jealous of you and niall getting along

harry: seriously? zayn was jealous?

louis: have i ever lied to you?

louis: dont answer that

harry: uh okay, i'll try to get along with niall

harry: i seriously just want to kiss zayn already but that would scare him away

louis: patience is a virtue, oh curly one

harry: yeah yeah

louis: so our plan "make zayn jealous with narry but not be jealous of ziall is a go?"

harry: what the what?

louis: do you seriously not use tumblr? those are ship names i made up!

louis: narry is you and niall. ziall is zayn and niall

harry: wow louis

harry: but okay yeah. this plan is gonna be a disaster, but anything to finally kiss zayn

louis: i should just get you two drunk then

harry: very funny

louis: that wasn't supposed to be funny but if it made you laugh so woo, score for me

harry: ok talk to you later

louis: later, zayn's biťch

harry: -_-

louis: second time in one day i got texted that face ooh

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wrote this instead of cramming chemistry bc ily guys ok

happy valentine's day bishes, ilysm ❤

#ProjectNarry if you liked this oneee ;)

oh and the new book i talked about in the last a/n, its titled "Talking to Louis" and can be found on my profile!