Gintama: It Is Love!

My Loyal Girl (Kamui and Okita Sougo)

"Ahh!! This is all so stressful!!" (Y/N) groans as she plops down on the couch. Gintoki, who sat opposite of her glanced at her before shrugging his shoulders and returning to his JUMP.

"Who told you to go and take the job at the Shinsengumi? This is your fault, be a man and face it." Gintoki huffed, the reason they were having such a petty arguement was something that happened two days ago.

(Yahoo! Flashback Start!!)

"Me?" (Y/N) asked in disbelief, Sougo and Hijikata nodded at her question. "Wait, wait, wait— I work for him though?'' (Y/N) added pointing to Gintoki.

"I know— why work for him?" Hijikata rolled his eyes as he pulls out his cigarette. "Anyways, we need you to be a nurse for just 1 week— we've got a lot of missions so we'd appreciate—"

"And the pay?"

"–We'll pay you according to your work. It depends on you and how you do your job." Hijikata sighs, then he glanced at Gintoki and shuddered.

"I don't even know why you started working for this slob in the first place. If you want, you can be a permanent at the Shinsengumi too."

"But....Aren't women banned from joining the shinsengumi?" (Y/N) asked, Hijikata was about to say something but Sougo spoke up forst.

"Oh, don't worry. We don't see you as a woman— more or less, you're a gorilla."

"What did you say?!"

"Anyways, will you take the job or not?"

".......Gin, what do you think?"

"It's just for one week right? It's okay. We can use extra funds too~ Work hard (Y/N)~"

"That's right, Hijikata-san. If we want to borrow the gorilla we have to ask the owner." Sougo comments with a smirk, making (Y/N) clench her fist.

"Hijikata-san, I'll accept with one condition."

"What is it?"

"I refuse to touch the idiot standing beside you!!" (Y/N) yells pointing to Sougo. Hijikata looked at Sougo and raised an eyebrow.

"Ewww. You want to touch me? You're such a pervert," Sougo snickered while (Y/N)'s jaw dropped.

"....We'll try to work it out."

(Yahoo! Flashback End!)

When (Y/N) heard the rustle of candy, she immediately looked Gintoki's way. Gintoki paused in the middle of unwrapping a strawberry-flavoured lollipop he's been saving and went pale.

"No—!"

"Gin," (Y/N) calmly spoke, "Between the two of us, I'm the most stressed one here." She smiled as if telling him to hand it over as she outstretched her hand for the lollipop.

"No way! If we're talking stressed— I'm more stressed!! Pachinko! Rent! Food!"

"YOU SPEND ALL THAT USING MY SALARY FROM THE SHINSENGUMI!!" (Y/N) yells, finally reaching the end of her patience.

"Still—!!"

"Okay, let me rephrase that." (Y/N) sighs as she tried to calm herself down. Composing herself once more she plasters a kind smile on her face.

"Which one do you value more? One strawberry lollipop or your life?"

"AH! FINE! HERE! YOU HAVE IT!!" Gintoki yields, throwing the lollipop into her hands. "Spewing threats like that, tsk— you pkay dirty."