Types of WattPad Users

The WattPad Church Members

I ain't even gonna do the standard start.

We are getting right into this.

These people?

They are people I have a close connections to.

We've all done it.

Asked for a sister or brother to pass the holy water.

And half of the members are atheist!

It don't matter what you are.

The WattPad Church actually accepts everyone.

It's not even funny.

The amount of comments on WattPad that are like

"Anyone want to carpool to church?"

"Call Hozier! I need him to take me to church."

"Not even an ocean of holy water can help me now, take me to the sanctuary."

Are too Dámn high.

But they are witty and hilarious so I can't complain.

Join the WattPad Church today.

Because we all need to cleanse our dirty minds ;)

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So I making banners and things like that now with my dear friend Rae or as you probably now her Topazzy

So if you want one of us to make you a cover or something check it out ^.^

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