Types of WattPad Users

Type #3

Type #3: Those who claim the following:

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And other things used to show author's note, change in POV, and time laps.

All my people from the werewolf side of WattPad know what's up.

How this trend started is unknown but people will claim those marks and even name them.

It confuses authors that are new to this side of WattPad but to werewolf usuals like myself it isn't a surprise.

Now these names can be super strange but the one that makes it to every story is "Squishy".

Yeah you read that right.

Squishy.

Second most common name is (of course) Bob.

But what is funny is the word that comes before these phrases.

Mine.

Yes. These people will say "MINE!" and will virtually protect these things with their lives.

Those who are too late to claim them hunt around the story for otter ones and even claim blank spaces.

Now this is hilarious and entertaining.

Werewolf authors lets just face it...

The general public only comes back for them dots.

I mean your plot is awesome but the second you make a huge time jump your losing people.

See now if you add these markings they'll be distracted for a bit.

IT'S ALL 'BOUT DEM' LINES!

Flaws: Massive fan fights break out in the comment section if one names it. These are commonly the dots/lines that have the most comments.

Diagnostic: Uh... Honestly I can't think of any... Other than write a story without them... Completely...

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Next chapter is going to hit home for many of you so stay tuned..