Types of WattPad Users

Type #11

Type #11: Authors who enjoy torturing characters

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Mentally prepare yourselves my seekers for From Here to the Moon and Back. 😈

Inspired by @always_bookish

Luv chu and your Avenger/PJO series...

PJO Fandom: 0-0 you enjoy Percy being tortured?

Me: No...

*lying detector goes off*

Me: I only enjoy it in FanFictions though... Sorry... Y'all do too though so... Don't lie.

Anyway yeah we authors like doing it because it's got like some sick satisfying feel to it.

I mean you guys have mini heart attacks and threaten to kill us but...

ITS TOO FUN!

Like you write a book without inflicting any pain on a main character.

The dark side beckons us...

And we follow...

I mean come on guys come to the dark side. 😈

We have a buffet 😄

FLAWS: Your killing your own creations.

YOUR KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!

Unless it was the creation you hated. That's more like an evil sibling of nephew.

Diagnostic:

1. Open TV

2. Go on 'On Demand'

3. Click on 'Entertainment'

4. Click on 'The Hub'

5. Click on 'TV Shows'

6. Locate 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'

7. Watch it.

8. Learn it's lessons

9. Continue writing your story.

10. Create 3 peaceful chapters

11. Smash the readers feelings of security! Smash the characters dreams of happiness!

12. Be proud of yourself.

13. You have done well young padiwan.