Types of WattPad Users

Authors Who Refuse to Let things go right

Type #54: Authors who refuse to let things go right.

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But still read Fangirl Society.

Nothing will go too wrong other than Fangirls from two rivaling fandoms being put in the same room together.

Comes out after PJA:TA

The offending book.

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Okay sorry for the advertisement.

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Anywho

These are the authors that gives us a couple.

We ship it.

Lord knows we ship it with all our hearts.

But it doesn't happen.

They should be a couple but they're not.

We're already 20 to 30 chapters in and all it is is two people you like each other who still can't admit it.

Okay now let's say shït went down okay?

Feelings were confessed right?

And now they are right there.

You are about to sail the ship into couples waters when all of a sudden-

BAMMM!

A storm hits.

Now your trapped there in stormy aśs seas taking cover on a near by island.

Why?

Because too much was confessed and now their in a big fight!

She's stormed out and he's stayed thinking about life, contemplating if he should jump out a window on the tenth story, and he's about to pack his bag, pay the months rent, and high tail it out of there.

Now you and I-

The readers-

Are sitting here the next day like "We woke up starring at the ceiling saying how the hell did this shit happen- oh author... THEY WERE IN LOVVVVEEEE!!! I cried all night..."

Instead of waking up the next day like "SHIPS HAVE NEVER SAILED SO SMOOTH! AND I DOUBT THIS ONE EVER COULD!"

In some ways this is worse than Percabeth slipping into the depths of Tartarus.

AT LEAST THEN THEY WERE TOGETHER!

FLAWS:

It hurts right here doctor. She/He broke my shipper heart.

DIAGNOSTIC:

Let it sail

Let it sail

Let it sail

Oh let it sail

Speaking the words of wisdom

Just let it sail...

In thine hours of darkness the ship brought comfort to thee

Now we're just speaking words of wisdom

Let it be...

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Songs altered for this ToWU were:

Drunk in Love- Beyonce

Love Never Felt so Good- Michael Jackson

Let it be- Beatles