Types of WattPad Users

THINK OF THE FOOD

Like can characters stop abandoning their food?

Please?

I mean if this were real life I would have taken ALL the food with me.

That actually reminds me of a book

*after the authors short attention span moment is over*

Okay!

Let's be honest in real life if someone tried to take our food that bitch or mitch would be dying.

Like bruh!

You don't want to mess with me and my food other wise I'm going mama bear protecting her cubs x 10 on all your asses.

You know why?

Because I could care less about what guys think about me.

I said it.

Deal with it.

Now if your someone from my school who has figured out who I actually am off of WattPad give me a strange look when you pass by me so I know you know.

Because I will tell you.

And then you can personally reprimand me and I will then point you back here and be like

IM SO SORRY

THAT IM NOT SORRY

And if your my future bf well...

Listen...

If I do dress up for you don't keep expecting it.

I ain't about that life.

And if you try to change that then well...

Don't let the door hit you where Mother Nature don Molly whopped your head!

😘 ✌️

So I'm writing another book (yeah yeah I know I write too many God damn books at a time, sue me) and its a romance novel with some kickass plot and characters so check that out please!

(Note: I don't always do this but when I do it's because I need a kickstart XD)