Types of WattPad Users

Type #29

*wakes up*

*sees 22 WattPad notifications*

😳

*checks books*

OH MY GODS!

YOUR LYING

NO WAY!

1K VIEWS! LE THANK YOU!

(I apologize for being weird as fûck)

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Type #29: Authors who procrastinate writing chapters.

Ya know those authors who could've wrote a chapter have absolutely no excuse, not even writers block, yet they still wait a month to update.

Like Dafuq?!

If you don't have any excuses then update.

And if you wanna tell these people apart from the others than they say "I have a life outside of WattPad."

Like: OMG! So do I!

They state the obvious so you'll feel bad and won't get upset that they didn't update.

Trust me I know.

Like even if you have exams, I'm not even joking on this topic right now, you should've known about them a month in advanced.

You could've just prewritten a few chapters and posted them one at a time and just slightly alter the authors notes.

Like that's what I'm doing.

And in fact I suggest you do it that way.

Make it easier on yourself.

Question: Do you watch Cinema Sins?

Answer: I don't watch CinemaSins.

I live it, love it, and cherish it.

I mean the quotes you can take from that.

"Giving the character an apple to make him look like even more of an âsshole."

*sin counter dings*