Types of WattPad Users

Type #39

IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

Hell yeah.

You know what I'm talking about.

The plot of every werewolf book.

The mate gets kidnapped and betrayed.

And half of the time it's by either family or exes.

Like what the actually hell?

What is this?

Lincoln Park?

You know what werewolf books need?

You need an Antoine Dodson.

Have a news reporter and be like "Well obviously there is a traitor in Lincoln Pack. He's creeping through the windows, snatching your mates up! Gonna take em so you need to hide you mates, hide your pups, hide your mates, hide your pups, and hide your betas, cause they taking everybody out there. You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon find you, we gon find you. So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, rogue boy, rogue, rogue, rogue boy!

"We got your scent, and your blood stain, you are dumb. You are really dumb for real."

And then the actual mate can be like.

"Ima attack the idiot when I find him."

#ThrowBack

Bed Intruder Parody-Mate Intruder

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Yep I just did that.

Anyway...

Is this really necessary?

For real though?

Do we need this?

Can we have one werewolf relationship where there is no war or betrayal and no ones mate gets kidnapped?

Can we leave the mates out of this?

Please?

I mean why?

They be getting betrayed by the beta or another family member.

Sometimes their exes.

Is any of this necessary?

Can't we just have prank wars and the Luna beating up pack bimbos?

Is that not entertaining enough?

I mean I personally found it funny when someone got beat up with a hanger.

Like imagine real life where every time someone found their soul mate they got kidnapped.

Can you see it?

People would be so occupied with that, that there wouldn't be any wars.

The price of world peace isn't kidnapping women.

So spread the love and don't matenap.

It's illegal in all countries except some parts of Asia.

Well that's it for tonight so...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BTW!

❤️❤️❤️🎁🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉

Hope you have a fantastic bday!

~Jessie