Types of WattPad Users

Type #84

Type #84: Those Who Ship WattPaders together

God I haven't touched this story in a hot minute, so bare with me I may be a little rusty.

These are the people who have made a tight nit friend group through WattPad messages or on the dash boards of each other, and moved to Line or Kik and are at the point where they can insult you in multiple languages.

Once you reach this point, you start getting the mom and dad friends but also there is the undeniable ship.

The two people that, it doesn't even matter what their gender of preference is, are shipped together by everyone else.

It's in stages.

First there is the denial.

Then there is acceptance.

Then comes the memes.

And lastly comes the fan account.

(P.S. The memes continue)

If it goes far enough you make a book about it.

They're cute though because whether their officially a couple or not their friends will tag them in stuff or they'll tag each other like you.

Side note:

I never said what they tag you is nice.

It could be a tag your friend if they look like a burnt potato chip.

It could be tag the one friend you wanna give a black eye to.

Anyway back to the main point, they are cute and I like them.

FLAWS:

If y'all have a falling out you take down an entire navy, accounts get deleted, and controversy spikes.

Diagnostic:

Live. Take a risk. WattPad couples are goals af in one way or another, but if they hurt you tag your bff and they'll cut a hoe.

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Eyyy since last time I updated we've gotten to over 100k and I'm stoked.

Also a really late Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, and Happy Valentine's to you all.

I also hit 1.02k followers so it has definitely been a while.

Other stories of mine to check out:

The King and the Stable Boy