Types of WattPad Users

Type #38

Those who you know in real life

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Aww the check mark is back 😂

Okay so has this ever happened to you

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You have to read this ~F

Why? ~J

Its hilarious! ~F

*clicks on link*

I wrote it ~J

Hahaha you're funny ~F

Thanks! But seriously I wrote that book 😐 ~J

#TheStoryofMyLife

Oh and...

Incase you are my future crush and/or boyfriend and you read that type where I called the boys ugly...

I didn't mean you of course😉

Knowing people who use WattPad

Dangerous shit right there

Cause if you drop a hint about someone you hate then chances are there will be that one person who doesn't know its your account and is best friends with that person but as they read it they come to realize exactly how much they hate that person.

If that does happen...

Jessie is not responsible for the harming or damage of any friendships, relationships, or trust.

Any questions or complaints should be immediatly adressed in private.

Taking down that particular article of writing will not happen as for the unfortunate fact that follows...

JESSIE IS A SECRET BADASS AND DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS!

I'm sorry but if you think I'll take down my writing because of a complaint you clearly don't know me well enough.

And honestly if I sent you a link to this particular chapter its probably because of this...

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR

PUSH YOU OFF A TREE SO HIGH

HOPE YOU BROKE YOUR NECK AND DIED

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BITCH

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A DITCH

But love you 😘

Actually you know what

If you hate someone just quote that and be sneeky and do the following

"Hey! Read this hilarious quote from a WattPad book." Amanda told the person she hated with a burning passion

"Thats hilarious "

Okay after you do that just give them a smile and laugh with them with an evil look in your eyee

#Jessie'sLifeHacks