Types of WattPad Users

Type #8

*wakes up*

*sees 33 WattPad notifications*

Me: Dafuq?

*sees twenty three votes on book*

My reactions:

😐

😶

😯

😦

😵

😳

😅

😱

WHAT DAFUQ! IT ONLY BEEN SIX F@CKING HOURS! HOW THE HELL AM I AT HUNDRED VIEWS!

The author of this story is going through a mental breakdown... In the mean time we bring you back to Type #8.

*record scratches*

Type #8: The Fandom

I AM A DEMIGOD

I AM A WIZARD

I AM A TRIBUTE

WHICH MAKES ME DIVERGENT

And of course I read TFIOS in my spare time 😉

Yeah so everyone belongs to a fandom and don't you deny it.

And let's be honest...

If your in the Percy Jackson fandom you sometimes find yourself asking if Rick was actually the Camp Half Blood scribe or if he's Athena, Hermes, Apollo and Aphrodite writing about their favorite heroes.

Kane Chronicles fandom you sometimes wonder if thy actually do send him their tapes.

I mean these missing children need to be going somewhere other than the afterlife or an abandoned warehouse.

At least I hope so...

Anyway, these people are everywhere and if you read a particular genre often you are apart of that fandom.

The fandom are the people who come up with couple names and decide if a character should be hated or loved.

And if an author kills off a character they got a problem

Fandom: *glares at Rick Riordan*

Rick: VERONICA AND SUZANNE KILLED OFF MAIN CHARACTERS!

Fandom: But you publicly promised not to. So your not allowed. It's bad enough you killed off Bianca and Luke. OH AND SENT PERCABETH TO TARTATARUS! Not to mention the cryptic tweet "PercaBETH more like PercaDEATH"

Rick: They were in Tartarus!

Fandom: 😑

Okay back on topic!

The fandom is separated into types. (typeseption)

Type# 1

Those who crossover the stories.

Type #2

Those who make up the couple names

Type #3

Those who make the merchandise

Type #4

Those who write the characters in other stories

Type #5

The characters within the book that basically break the fourth wall and start fangirling when couples happen

FLAWS: The fandom has flaws O-0

I personally see nothing wrong with throwing some pocket money that could have been used to help charity into the fandom and making art and memes for it when we could be studying for that Math test and/or Latin test.

But then again, I'm Erudite, and a daughter of Athena and Apollo demigods, why do I have to study for those subjects?

Diagnostic: Stop reading, going on the internet, and watching TV.

Sorry but I couldn't write that with a straight face.

Yeah I'm going to go to Taco Bell for a late lunch, so bye!