Types of WattPad Users

FOLLOW 4 FOLLOW

Okay I don't even need to number this cause we all know which number we're at (#36)

Ima just jump right into this

My flame from chapter one is back people sit back and enjoy the rage.

Follow 4 Follow.

STOP WITH THIS SHÏT!

It's okay sometimes but EVERY PARAGRAPH?!

Like bish we saw you the first time.

Troll: She is becoming type that shall not be named!

Uh uh!

I said what we are all thinking!

This is my job for this book!

Oh and btw

••••

*Lego Ninjago transition music starts playing*

I spotted him.

He kneels before me and bows his head in respect.

"Hello. I am your Sensei." I greeted.

"Hello Sensei."

"Now for your first mission..."

"Yes Sensei?"

"Go die in a hole." I said casually as the gong rung and the fog covered me up and made me drift away as petals drifting through the air.

•••

*Dramatic music from Tron Legacy starts playing*

"One who is a Troll." I called out to the cadets before me.

"Sir, yes, sir!" he responded.

"The One who is Commander and the One who is the One have demoted you, you disgraceful maggot!"

"What is my title now sir?"

"Your title is best expressed by the One who is the One himself

>>>>>

"Your title?" the One who is the One laughed.

The One who is the Son laughed along with his father.

"It is now the One who must die in a Hole."

•••

If any has read that series and knows what that last bit was from I will give you major props.

I mean seriously.

Why you gotta do this?

Not all of them do this I'll admit.

But all types of you do what I like to call 'Advertisement Sandwich'

Step 1: Get two compliments on the book.

Step 2: Toast the compliments well until toasted to perfection.

Step 3: Make a Follow 4 Follow message and season well

Step 4: Place F4F in between the compliments.

Step 5: ENJOY!

Like seriously this is your format.

Get to typing.

SHOW THAT KEY BOARD WHOS BOSS!