Types of WattPad Users

Type #28

Type #28: Those who write rant/hate books

These are my personal favorites.

I mean that's because we mainly share the same beliefs.

Like these people are so relatable it's scary.

It's like "Bro, did you just steal my mind?"

And why is that?

Because what they say is the 100% Truth.

Like dam.

It's so true that it's unbelievable they just typed that.

Like am I dreaming or have I actually found someone who gets my world views.

Like to be honest with yall.

I hate most if the people in my age group.

I mean it's just the stupidity.

Ugh.

But you people on WattPad.

You guys are fine.

Person I know IRL: ...

Me: 😐

Sorry...

It's true.

And what society makes "normal" to be is just sickening.

Like honestly 'society' can go f themselves.

Back to this type.

That was your example btw.

I love them because they're real and don't give a shit.

Like if you were about to fall off a cliff and the only way to save you was for them to give a shut the scenario would go down like this

••••

"Danny! Help! I'm gonna die if I let go of this cliff." Michael said.

Danny kept scrolling through his WattPad feed completely ignoring the person that was about to die.

Hmm... Letters to Siri... Haters Gonna Hate... Georgetown Academy... After... Oh hey! She updated Types of WattPad Users!

"Danny! I'll give you peeps!" Michael begged.

"That's nice. Now shut up! I'm trying to read." Danny said waving him off.

"Can you drop that phone! All that I need right now is to give a fûck!"

"Ugh." Danny said out of annoyance.

He reached into his pocket to find nothing.

"Sorry man. Fresh out of Fûcks to give." Danny said walking away.

"Your heartless!" Michael called after him.

"I'm not heartless. I just listen to my heart less." Danny said putting on his Aviators and playing the instrumental of Heartless by IM5.

^^^

I'm not even kidding.

That's seriously how these people are.