It's your lucky day two types in a row
Type #80: YOU NASTIES READING SMUT IN CLASS
I SEE YOU!
I SEE ALL YALL!
YOU NASTIES!
COULDN'T WAIT YOU HORMONE FILLED CRAZIES!
Y'all I don't know how I feel about these people.
Because they've all straight up mastered the art of the straight face when reading smut.
But these same bitches be blushing and smiling like a mother at fluff???
Like y'all have gotten yourselves immune to reacting to reading the kinkiest shit but your OTP has a cute hugging moment and you lose your shit.
Like how?!
FLAWS:
Y'all playing a high stakes game right there.
Teacher notices you ain't paying attention and reading and asks you to read an excerpt how do you come back from that?
Kid behind you draws attention to you after reading your screen and your fucked.
You turn the brightness down low and sitting by a homie or anyone else in a fandom and they suspect you reading smut.
Like how do y'all do this and win?
Diagnostic:
Y'all I can't help you just send prayers that you don't get caught and give y'all this care package- enjoy.
Choose one holy text or take all three
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Here's some holy water too
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For good measure I threw in some Jesus soap incase you need an extra cleansing.
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Types of WattPad Users
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