Types of WattPad Users

Type #63

Author: Let me just check my WattPad notifs real quick...
Author: Cool I got some more views. How much am I at?
Author: 0-O #159 on the Humor chart?
Author: Hold up- I GOT TWO HUNDRED VIEWS IN THE COURSE OF 12 HOURS?!
Author: Back the truck up- How the f am I almost at 25k views? And almost 2k votes?
Author: WAIT IM ALMOST AT 600 FOLLOWERS TOO?!
Author: *just look at the gif in the banner pls*

Type #63: The Authors Who Update A/Ns advertising rather than Chapters

My A/N type things?

Yeah not what I'm talking about here.

They supported a fandom or were my account almost getting deleted.

No what I mean is the authors who do this all the freaking time and it's an excuse or advertisement for another book of theirs no one want to read but they put up that goal that says we have to get the other book x amount of votes and reads.

Like bish.

Whet?

I signed up to this website for FREE ASS BOOKS BY BOMB ANONYMOUS AUTHORS MMKAY?!

NOT YOUR BS MAKING ME VOTE FOR A STORY I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT

Like no.

Or like when the set it hella high.

Or when they do this shit after two months of not updating.

Like you listen here.

I did not wait two fucking months for an update for it only to be "Get my other story to..."

Like no

Just

No

Like half of those people or more aren't really reading it.

They are making comments faker than a ratchet's weave.

I came here to see if Braxton was split into two like the Red Sea, not for you to say in an A/N that advertises your other story.

Please.

Just update.

No bs a/ns

Thank you...

•••

Dear author,

I noticed you posted another A/N asking for us to reach a said goal for your book a week ago.

We reached it.

I came back and there was another A/N going higher.

You've been gone for two months.

You left the last chapter on a cliffhanger.

I feel more upset than the people of the other Three Nations when the Fire Nation attacked and the Avatar vanished.

You are the Avatar.

You disappeared in your people's- well readers'- time of need.

So please stop the goals maybe and write the chapter?

Sincerely,

Your loving readers

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Tag an author if you need to with that message.

Ima just leave it there.

Sentence: 😒 Two fucking months and just reach a goal... AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO YOUR OTHER STORY! 😒