Types of WattPad Users

Type #19

Type #19: Authors that act like creepy old story telling ladies that you'd find in an abandon cabin in the woods

Gather round young children.

I have a story for all of you.

Listen carefully and choose this characters fate wisely.

For what happens to her will happen to the friend you seek.

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I was trying to hide from Nicko after putting the pink hair dye in his shampoo.

I ducked into a small room covered in book shelfs.

Perfect. If there's two things Nick hates that's libraries and small spaces.

I was walking around looking for a light source when I bumped into a shelf.

A book fell from it and opened up.

I turned around and found the light switch and got a better view of the small library.

It was littered with ancient books with covers of leather, silk, and eww... Was that human skin?

I turned my attention to the book that had fallen.

It was written in a dead language, but strangely enough when I touched the page I could understand it.

The fallen angels soul shall reap.

In the quest for Temptation her end shall meet.

The blackest day history shall bend.

Will she get her title or save a friend?

The mates heart will be tainted.

Another moon, will he make it?

A twin to appease a foe to make amends.

The day of darkness shall reek of death

Another character she will meet.

Another mate, will she weep?

The blackest soul, the darkest day.

Hallows Eve, the light shall pay.

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Like bitch what?

Why you speak in prophecies and riddles?

Like cut the Riordon bull.

It's enough we get this shit from Michael Scott, Rick Riordon, and Angie Sage.

Like can you be normal and tell it to us straight?

No?

Why not?

Oh yeah...

Cause your job is to scare and challenge the readers.

Yeah no.

Seriously if you ain't gonna tell us and just give us the ending in crypt why the hell must you put it there?

^^^^

Perspective of someone who doesn't read a lot of prophecy books.

The following is for those of you who do

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Okay!

Why you gotta spoil the ending for?

I mean half of it is the most obvious thing.

Like it's confusing at first but let's face it.

It's not as hard as a Rick Riordon or Michael Scott prophecy.

Like those men do it so often they know how to make you get it as you go along.

Oh and not to mention that they sprout new parts of it on you.

Like who could forget about how Josh actually turned out to be (this part had been deleted for being a spoiler).

Or the fact that Josh and Sophie aren't actually (censored).

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FLAWS: I leave with a headache from all the thinking.

I don't like leaving the chapter with headaches even though I'm the one who wrote that prophecy and gave a teaser to my book Refugee.

DIAGNOSTIC: I know it's fun to leave those in there to confuse the readers but.

Don't do it too often.

It loses it's affect not to mention make readers stop reading

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