JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter IV: Thunderstruck

"Oi! What the hell is taking you so long, JoJo?" asked Elias as JoJo butchered the man. "Honestly... If anyone were to catch us right now."

Elias sighed with a shaky breath as Simoun kept on butchering the man.

"Jesus. What are you even doing, JoJo?" asked Elias.

"What do you think?" asked Simoun. "I'm butchering his meat to put some salt on his flesh to make sure that he doesn't heal. What baffles me is that you were the one who taught me this."

"These fucking Aswangs... honestly..." said Elias.

Simoun kept on tearing apart their body parts and spicing them with salts. He took some of the blood from their flesh and sadistically sucked all of his fingers at once. His eyes glittered with sadistic thoughts flashing in and out of his mind.

"I'll kill all of these creatures," said Simoun.

"Shall that be such a good idea? Our job is to mediate their population, not to genocide them," said Elias. "The way I see it, these creatures are no different from our kind. They're just trying to survive."

"I'll murder all of them, Elias. Foolish, Elias Zeppeli, who is thinking that apes below us could think like our own kind. We are humans compared to them. You know what they are, Elias?" asked Simoun. "Animals... They are no different than dung-throwing monkeys in their campfire or eat-shitting street dogs who enjoy the scent of their own urine."

"That's the same argument Damaso has, as cliché as that is," said Elias. "You may be sounding like a hypocrite, friend. Also, I need to go to the bathroom, so don't answer my ques-..."

"I am not a hypocrite!" shouted Simoun.

"Okay..." said Elias.

"They are the ones who are at wrong because of what they've done to me!" shouted Simoun. "I, as a Grimm, shall murder all of those fuckers. It is my duty to bring honor to my family. I'll murder all of them, ELIAS ZEPPELI!!!"

Simoun turns to Elias and points to him.

"THAT IS WHY-!!! Huh?" Simoun realizes that Elias had left already. "YOU SHALL NOT TAKE BATHROOM BREAKS WHEN I MONOLOGUE!!!"

While urinating on a tree, Elias Zeppeli sang as he held a sack in his hand...

"Pizza Mozzarella. Pizza Mozzarella. Pizza Mozzarella... Rella rella rella rella rella-..."

*zap*

"Huh?" asked Elias, hearing the sound of zapping and zipping.

Elias emerged his Stand, Ice Breaker. Ice Breaker looked around, looking for clues and bizarre movements around him.

The air began to get cold as fog appeared out of Elias's breath.

"Who goes there, exactly?" asked Elias, calmly and conservatively. "If you'd like to know, I know karate. I learned in the darkness and the nights of the amazing Empire of China."

*zap*

Suddenly, Elias is stabbed with a metallic blade in the leg. He screams in pain as he uses his Stand, Ice Breaker, to freeze the metal blade and tear it into pieces. Elias then freezes the hole in his legs and limps behind a tree.

"Ice Breaker!" shouted Elias. "Frostbite Bullets!"

Several shots of ice are shot everywhere around him as he limped away in pain. "Shit..." he whispered under his breath as fog fell from his breath. "I just wanted to urinate... Didn't expect an enemy Stand-User to attack so soon." He lowered his hat over his eyes. "Looks like it's time for me to freeze someone to death."