"Ryle? Ryle... Come in..." said Miguel.
Miguel, Anne, Kariel, and Ghost Jedan have been captured and taken into a Stand-Disabling glass chamber centered in a metallic room. Miguel managed to contact Ryle via a small chip on his shoulder.
"Ryle... Why can't the cavalry arrive?" asked Miguel, with his bones still snapped while he laid on the ground. His bones stuck out of his flesh like a blade.
"Because for one thing... Shields are up for both dimensional and atmospheric territorial lines," said Ryle, checking the computer with secret agent mumbo jumbo. He types at great speed. "We can't go to your dimension because your dimension is sealed in every way possible."
"Right... Plankton..." sighed Miguel.
"Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha..." cackled Stefan, walking into the room that contains the glass chamber. "I am a goofball... But it overshadows the darkness within me, Miguel JoJo!"
"Cringe," said Ghost Jedan.
"Wait... Stephen's there?" asked Ryle. Ryle turns around to the whole Weeb Town. "Yo! Guys! Stephen's here!"
"He's Stefan now, apparently," said Anne, with a partially annoyed expression. "Guys... Please get us outta here... He won't stop talking about myself."
"Have I ever told you about how I had beautiful luscious anime sex with my cousin?" asked Stefan, putting his fists on his hips akimbo.
"Exorcism needed..." gasped Miguel. "Eardrums yeeted."
"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Anne.
"Losing... too much... blood..." gasped Miguel, trembling next to her. "Can't... make... full... sentences..."
"You... BASTARD!!! You KNOW Miguel takes grammar seriously!" yelled Zed, walking up from behind Ryle. "What have you done to him!?"
"Yo," said Yang, walking up behind Zed. "Lolis, baby."
"Yo. Stephen calls himself Stefan now and beat the shit outta Miguel," said Zed.
Yang gives off a hearty laugh. "He got beat by StEpHeN!?"
"I'll tear out your organs and wrangle them all over your face," said Stefan, clenching his jaw, sneering.
"I wanna do something like that, too, in case he insults me again..." said Miguel, raising his hand.
"Yo, Jed. Did you flag Lord's video yet?" asked Zed.
"I don't wanna do that, Zed. This is getting kinda mean," said Ghost Jedan.
"What is?" asked Lord, wooshing into the room in his Superhero Costume.
"Nothing," Zed gave a terrified grin.
Lord turns to Zed's PC.
"ARE YOU FLAGGING MY VIDEOS!?" asked Lord. "DUDE!!!"
"HAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry... That is not funny," said Miguel. "God... hurts to laugh... Still bleeding..."
Anne smacks the back of Miguel's head.
"Ow! Fuck!" yelled Miguel. "Guys? Is there any way for the cavalry to arrive?" asked Miguel, very calmly.
Celine joins the call.
"Yoo... Waddup..." said Celine.
"Celine," said Jedan, squinting his eyes.
"Jedan," said Celine, squinting hers.
The group entered silence as they awkwardly tried to break the ice.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
