JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter I: Lord Marvel, Origins

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A giant robot that looks like a giant muscular power ranger runs away from apparent danger.

"Commence Action 321123468212333888855574638492536..." muttered the giant robot.

He blasts at what's behind him, but someone shot a steel ball back, destroying his laser blast and crushing his left arm. He growls in pain.

"Motorhead!!!" yelled a man in a deep booming voice. "Come back here! Now!"

Motorhead pants in fear as more Steel Balls are shot toward him.

He runs into some trees and sees the ocean.

He immediately jumps into the ocean and hides away.

"MOTORHEAD!!!" yelled the voice. "I WILL FIND YOU, MOTORHEAD!!! FOR LORD SPAZURA!!!"

"And... yeah... That's pretty much it," said Miguel JoJo, crossing his legs out of exhaustion as he leans his head on his hand. "Turns out, Lord... You're my brother. Or... more like my half-brother."

"Wh-..." said Lord. "I don't know... what to say..."

"The DNA results show that we have the same father, Arthur JoJo... Hay Naku..." said Miguel. "Cheating on mom with another lady... Honestly...
Well... Not gonna lie, I am not surprised.
You will be taking a third of the JoJo fortune unless of course, there are complications and we meet another brother... or sister. Like that's ever gonna happen! Eh?
And that's more paperwork for me... Haha! God..."

Miguel reveals Star Platinum, and Lord reveals Crazy Diamond.

"So, Lord..." sighed Miguel, as he brought out his hand to shake. "We have a deal?"

"Sure!" smiled Lord, as he shook Miguel's hand and goes on to hug him. "Thanks, Kuya!"

Miguel sighs. "Hay Naku... Don't call me that.
Welp..."

Miguel lets go. "I'm gonna go back to Josuke's Universe... I heard that we have a lead on Kira."

"Bruthas forever?" Lord offers a brofist.

Miguel's expression hardens. "Tch-..."

Miguel teleports away as Lord, still on his chair, bows his head. "Hm..."

Lord finishes his job in Weeb Town and is brought back to the front of his apartment with a portal. He opens his door and enters his apartment, which seems rather small. It has a bed, a lamp, a fridge, a microwave, a toilet, and a bathtub. The room is a square that is 10 meters long and 5 meters thin.

He takes out some microwaveable macaroni and cheese, which was in a packet, and cooks it in the microwave. Afterward, Lord brings out the meal and eats it from the plastic plate on his bed. He finishes, puts the plate on the ground, and lies in his bed.

Lord slowly brings out a picture from underneath his bed and stares at it. "I promise that I'd be the best, mom..." he whispered. It's a picture of him and his mother, Tomoko Naga. Tomoko leans to his face and hugs him lovingly. Lord is a toddler in this photo, happily smiling in the camera.

Lord breathes heavily and stands up. He jogs on one spot and stretches as he sits on his chair.

"Hello, everyone," said Lord. "This is Lord Naga, back again with another video!"

1 day later...

Lord comes home from work, tired. He ate another instant macaroni and cheese and proceeded to check his YouTube account once more.