"Guys! Beach episode!" yelled Josuke, slamming the door open with his foot.
"Beach episode!!!" yelled Erina, Bodyguard Jedan, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin.
"BEACH EPISODE!!!" yelled Josuke.
"AWOO!!! AWOO!!! AWOO!!!" they yelled, beating their chests like feral children.
Jobin Higashikata, the uncle of the current ruler, Josuke Higashikata, sat before Stephen Rivers, the friend, and ally of the Stardust Crusaders.
"I just need your help!" yelled Stephen.
"Ah... yes... I believe you're the orphan The President told me about who wanted the Empire's help to find your father?" asked Jobin, steepling his fingers.
"Yes... I am the servant of The Reaper!" smiled Stephen.
"Very well..." smiled Jobin. "You will have the address of your loving mother as a 'thank you,' for your services."
"My dad?" asked Stephen.
"So far, you have no father. Probably left during your birth," calmly said Jobin. "Go along."
Jobin chuckles as Stephen skedaddled out of the room.
Jobin called someone.
"Where is the boy?" asked Jobin. "What do you mean, 'He's at the beach?' He will be displeased by this.
What?! We need him alive, Stanley.
You sent him?! He's absolutely immune from Josuke's abilities!"
"Sir... I'm sorry."
On the other end, is Stanley, a businessman walking in the street.
"I promise that we won't harm the Prince..." said Stanley. "Sir... You've gone awfully quiet-..."
Suddenly, Stanley's head melts into liquid flesh, as he drops down dead in the middle of the sidewalk. His phone melts as well.
Jobin sighs and writes something on a paper on his desk. He presses something on his telephone and speaks.
"Cover Stanley's demise up. Rule it as an accident," said Jobin.
"Yes sir."
Jobin sighs. "That little prick sits on his throne thinking that he has it all... No matter... I, Jobin Higashikata, the future ruler of the seven worlds, will rule the world supreme."
"Sir, what of Eradicator?"
"We'd eliminate him if that idiot, Miguel JoJo, fails to take him out. I only need one thing... something far more valuable than those Arks, and that is Josuke."
Meanwhile...
"Okay... now pour that water on that glass..." said Ghost Jedan, as Kariel nods.
"Ask for your father's blessing? What!?" asked Miguel. "What!? We have to do that!? Why don't you ask my mother's blessing, HUH?!
Oh..."
"Miggy, come on! Just ask my dad, and you'd be TOTALLY fine!" smiled Anne, handing him her cellphone.
"Consider yourself lucky that I chose you..." said Miguel, pointing to her. "For me, men are more attractive.
Hello?
Hello, Mr. Zeppeli! Hi!
May I have your hand for your daughter's hand in marriage?
Wait... no...
May I have your daughter's hand in marriage?
Uh-huh...
What!? We're already getting married!
Wait, what!?"
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
