Josuke stared at the ceiling at night. He stared at it silently, thinking of questions like, "What's peanut butter made of?" or "How hard can you hit your head unto a wall before the wall breaks?"
Suddenly... a portal opens before Josuke.
"JOSUKE!!!"
A voice echoed from the portal into the room.
"JOSUKE!!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! FINN, JAKE, SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, GUMBALL, DARWIN, THE CRUSADERS... YOUR FAMILY... YOUR BODYGUARDS... MR. REAPER... THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! HE... HE KILLED THEM!!!"
A beaten and battered Josuke appeared from the portal.
"JOSUKE!!!" shouted this version of Josuke. "STOP HIM!!! FIND THE WALLEYES BEFORE GIO DOES!!! NOT... ENOUGH... TIME!!! JOSUKE!!! FIND HIM!!! FIND THE GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE MONSTER EMPEROR!!!"
"Is peanut butter made of peanuts?" asked Josuke.
"WH-... WHAT!?" asked Future Josuke.
"Is peanut butter-?"
"YES!!! I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID... AND YES!!! PRETTY MUCH!!! WAIT... I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!! THE MONSTER EMPEROR'S IDENTITY IS-!!!"
Suddenly, he disappeared.
"I knew it," said Josuke. "Peanutbutter is made of peanuts."
Miguel JoJo sighed as he bought a set of Happy Meals wearing his skull mask.
"Cherry Coke?" said Miguel. "No, no, no... I said Green Tea Coke."
Miguel pays the cashier money.
Miguel puts the meals on a large table in the fast-food restaurant, Jollibee.
"God, I hate Jollibee," said Jedan.
Ghost Jedan nodded, even though no one saw him.
The Stardust Crusaders and the eight, now dubbed The Fusion, eat at the restaurant.
Finn ate some Jollibee Burgersteark since he thought it was meatloaf.
Jake ate a whole chicken bucket.
Spongebob and Patrick are on the table eating a human hand-sized burger, which is much larger than they are with a serving of soda.
Gumball eats a burger and fries and so does Darwin.
Everyone has a serving of Green Tea Coke.
"Bahahahahaha!" laughed Spongebob. "Patrick, look! It's a kid who seems to be lonely! Should we ask him to join us?"
"Maybe he's an orphan!" shrugged Patrick.
"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?" asked Gumball, as Darwin slapped him in the back of the head.
"Hey, Mr. Reaper?" asked Josuke. "Where'd your Jedan go?"
"Everywhere," said Miguel, as suddenly, green tentacles appeared from behind and started strangling him. "And by everywhere... *choke*... I mean with me... He's a ghost... *gag*..."
"Oh! Those are the tentacles that strangle you every time for some reason," said Josuke.
"Hey, kid!" shouted Darwin. "Wanna sit here with us?"
"Shut up, Orange Mutant Ninja Turtle!" shouted the kid as he took his plate and walked away from them.
Darwin bowed his head and cried.
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
