Chapter VII: Invasion of Earth

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Zed, Yang, Celine, Van, and Ryle eat at a cafe on Main Burnham Road.

"It's been four months since we've seen Lord and Lei," said Celine. "You think they're okay?"

"Yeah..." said Zed. "They're Lord and Lei! They're the best couple we know! They've been training non-stop for four months!"

"Well... For the last four months, two objects kept on leaving and returning to Earth. I don't know what it is," said Celine. "One appearance was on the center of the North Pole and the other on the South Pole."

"Pfft!" laughed Yang.

"What?" asked Celine.

"Nothing..." said Yang.

"Say it, coward!" yelled Zed.

"What if the aliens are underground? The two objects are just one object traveling in the center of th Earth," said Yang.

"Well... the two objects do look awfully similar..." said Celine.

"See?" asked Yang, touching his head. "Big brain!" Yang spills some ice cream on his shirt.

"Ugh!" yelled Celine, as she took a napkin and wiped it off. "Wipe off that stuff! It's been dripping since forever!"

Zed thinks for a second. "But what if-?"

*BOOM*

"What the hell?" asked Van.

Marching could be heard from outside as people run away and scream.

Celine brings out Aerosmith, which is a colony Stand of multiple red airplanes.

Zed brings out his armor Stand, Blue Dabadi, which is an armor Stand with a silver head and chest with a blue body.

Yang brings out Purple Haze, which is a white diamond-checkered purple Stand with a mad dog braced mouth with foaming saliva.

Van brings out his Stand, which is a sniper.

Ryle stands up and brings out Heaven's Door.

"Ryle. Stay close to Van," said Celine. "I think the invasion has begun without us being prepared!"

"What about the Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion?" asked Zed.

"They're having problems with the Eradicator and they're locked in their Universe. We have to do this alone," said Celine, as she sighs.

Celine, Yang, and Zed face the army, who is led by the heavily armored 8-foot-tall general of the army: Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak. Behind him are aliens of different sizes, but most of them are the Gromflomites, an alien race from multiple Galactic Empires that are all owned by the Streykat Empire. The Gromflomites are insectoids in shape and look like green flies. Their higher officials are bred differently, resembling humans more. However, they all resemble green flies. There are about 5,000 men right now.

He stands before them and takes off his mask.

"I am Kapitan Dirigma!" yelled the man.

Everyone stared at him.

"Who?" asked Zed.

"My people used to call me Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak!" yelled Kapitan Dirigma. "Greatest supervillain of all time? General of all Lord Hellcat-Spangled Spazura's army?"

Zed immediately laughs out loud rather hysterically.

"Is something funny?" asked Do'Bumsha.

"Your name's so stupid!" yelled Zed.

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