"It killed White Diamond," said Steven, crossing his arms. "This thing... This creature... It was like a cat... But much worse and much more terrifying.
It calls himself Hellcat-Spangled Spazura. His homeworld is called Arctic Mon-Kes and he rules the Streykat Empire... It belongs in the 4th World, where the Gem Homeworld was created by creatures that call themselves New Gods.
He threatens to destroy my world... so I'm here to avenge it."
"Is it my turn?" asked Star, looking left and right. "Okay! It's my turn!
*A-Ahem...*
I am a faaaairy princess from Mewnie. *sneers psychotically*... After losing all of magic in my world, having my world fused with my boyfriend's, and losing my royal status, I became a heroine of New Mewnie. Then...
*Voice goes serious*
He came.
He threatened to destroy our world until I find him the last living Fortisites. So... I went to this world to find them. Turns out you're one of them.
Oh... and... as an example... He killed my boyfriend."
"How?" asked Lord.
"Threw him off a cliff," said Star.
"Did you hear the thud... or-?" asked Zed, as Lei kneed his back.
"So... yeah... I'm here to try to find him... Turns out the last Fortisite isn't a bad guy."
"I'd like to add to my story a bit," said Steven. "I kinda went here to destroy you, too. No offense. You seem like a nice guy upon closer inspection."
"It's cool," smiled Lord. "You guys are pretty alright, too. So... You want me to help save your worlds?"
"Yeah," smiled Steven.
"Okay... How?" asked Van. "We literally have no spaceships. We're like... really primitive beings."
"H-yellow!" smiled Rick, segueing in the room on a segue.
"There's your answer," said Lei.
"Why do you have a segue?" asked Yang.
"Why do you don't? Haters gotta hate! Hahaha!" laughed Rick.
"I could magic us there," said Zed.
"Nope!" yelled Rick. "No magic, Zed. That's an order."
"That's what I'm talking about! Sticking to the cold hard and cruel reality, baby!" laughed Ryle, as he high-fived Rick.
Zed shakes his head in annoyance.
"And no interdimensional scissors, either! Those things are banned in several dimensions!"
"Aw..." said Star with a saddened expression.
"But Rick," said Morty. "I heard that the Interdimensional Scissors are the one's that are legal and the Portal Gun is the one that's banned-..."
Rick grabs Morty's mouth. "Shush, Morty...
*turns to the group.*
The boy has no idea what he's talking about! Believe me! Portal Gun is legal! Say it with me!
Portal Gun is legal.
Say it!"
"Portal Gun is legal." Everyone else joined in with rolling eyes.
"Wubba lubba dub-dub, ding dongs!" yelled Rick.
(Listen to the song man... or woman... or... just dude... Yeah... Yeah yeah yeah. Listen to the song, dude. Ree.)
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
