Chapter XXI: Cipher Beyond Part I ~Hellcat-Spangled Spazura~

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"Who?" he asked, rather softly. 

"Shit!" yelled Rick. "No, no, no... They're not supposed to be here!"

"I'm a Superhero from Earth," said Lord.

"You're the so-called Lord of Earth?" asked Spazura.

Spazura blasts cosmic flames at Lord but Lord curves the flames away.

Kapitan Dirigma lands with Lei and Steven, all of them before Spazura.

A bubble of madness pops out from Spazura's forehead as it pops into Ryle's face.

"Weirdness Bubbles... Bubbles that turn a normal man mad," he sneered. "To showcase my unlimited power."

Ryle continues to draw.

"R-Ryle?" asked Celine.

"What!?" asked Spazura.

He directs bubbles and pops all of them into their faces. They all touch the Weirdness Bubbles.

"I'm sorry!?" asked Spazura.

Everyone continues to just stare at Spazura.

"These bubbles are supposed to make you all go mad! How come-!?" Spazura's eyes widen. "Are you all mentally sane!?"

"I'm a bit more paranoid," shrugged Celine.

"I feel smarter," burped Rick.

"I feel a bit more socially awkward. Oh... Geez..." said Morty.

"I wanna draw more," said Ryle.

"I feel happier!" giggled Star, running around and throwing rainbows everywhere.

"I'm having some traumatic flashbacks right now," said Steven.

*SNAP SNAP SNAP*

"Yep... Yep! I'm hearing my dad dying sounds echoing in my head," said Steven.

"I'm a bit annoyed with everyone around me," said Yang.

"I'm a bit more aroused than usual," said Lord. "I should post a video about this!"

"I'm more disgusted with you plebes," said Lei.

"Me, too," said Kapitan Dirigma. "Also, did rocks always have moving faces?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" yelled Van, rolling around on the ground insanely, as he feels millions of bees crawling into his eyes. "OH MY GOD!!! THE BEES!!! THE BEES!!! OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE GOUGING OUT MY EYES!!!"

"I'm barely affected at all!" said Zed. Zed does a little dance with his legs. "Doo doo doo doo that's Zed!"

"Wow... You are a bunch," said Spazura. "A very stupid and pathetic bunch. But a bunch."

Spazura sighs, as he becomes hundreds of times larger.

"Look..." he said calmly, but in a loud and booming voice. "There is only one way of doing this... Either Rick opens the portal or I destroy this whole planet."

Spazura snaps his fingers as everyone is...

not mind-controlled.

"I'm... sorry?" asked Spazura.

"We're on pills," smiled Rick. "You can't mind-control us."

Spazura slams his foot on the ground.

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