JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm

Chapter IV: Amogus

"There are aliens? They're real?" asked Ryle.

"Yes," said Lei.

"Like... Actual living and breathing aliens?" asked Ryle.

"Yes," said Lei. "Now, we've found the Holy Chalice, which is in the base you are in now. They're finding it, so they'd likely invade San Diego for it. What I need all of you to do is to stand as the last line of defense against the aliens."

"What about Miguel and the Crusaders!?" asked Zed.

"Off-World," said Lei. "Now, I need you all to stand ground and stay safe. Make sure that the Holy Chalice isn't touched by whoever comes near it.
Bye."

The screen turns off to static as Lei left.

The Weebs look at each other.

"Wanna play Among us?" asked Zed.

"HELL YA!!!" yelled everyone else.

"I told you... I was at electrical!" yelled Yang, walking in the room while talking to Zed. "You weren't listening."

"Everyone knows at least four people should be at electrical... No, wait... That's incredibly stupid since there could be two imposters. Never mind," said Zed.

"Oy," said Ryle, walking into the scene while drawing in his Manga. "Both of your shut the hell up. I'm trying to draw my Manga for tomorrow's deadline."

"Okay! Listen up, dumbasses!" yelled Celine, walking in the room. "We're trying to make a healthy environment for our base so that Miguel wouldn't have us fired. So! What we should do is finally add Human Resources in the picture."

Van Hol Horse is shown eating a pizza on the couch.

Zed is shown talking to Yang in the corner.

The four aren't listening to Celine.

"Guys!?" asked Celine. "God... this group is still toxic even after Jedan left..."

"You know that Jed's dead, right?" asked Ryle.

"He's a Bound! It's fine! Also, Stephen left this group, so maybe we wouldn't need human resources after all!" smiled Celine.

Everyone still didn't listen.

"*sigh*... Van?" asked Celine.

"Yep?" asked Van.

"Could you please watch out for any alien activities around the Planet's atmosphere?" asked Celine.

"Sure," said Van, still eating the pizza and not moving an inch.

"IF YOU BOYS DON'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW-!!!" yelled Celine.

"You'd what?" asked Zed, sighing and standing up.

Celine gritted her teeth.

"BASTARD!!!" she yelled, as an explosion of toy-sized airplanes emerged from her body. These airplanes prepared their guns and pointed them at the group. The planes shrunk as the bullets shot into the side of their temples, causing small dotted wounds on their heads.

"GAH!!!" yelled the four.

"MUSH!!! MUSH, YA WANKERS!!!" yelled Celine.

Everyone got back to work. Van checked the atmosphere for aliens. Yang checked any heat signatures that may blink of the charts that are hotter than nuclear factories. Ryle checked the oceans. Zed watched over the Holy Chalice and the entirety of the Philippines.