"The coconut nut is a giant nut!" sang everybody in the boat. "If you eat too much you get very fat! Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut! Buts this delicious nut is not a nut! It's the coco-fruit!"
"Oh my God... ASTEROID!!!" yelled Yang.
Zed and Star try to warp it away but it strikes them as they begin falling to the ground.
Lei is blasted out of the ship through the window as Lord screamed in fear. He then flies out of the ship and catches her."Great! The important character is gone," said Rick, sighing. "At least we still have-..."
Steven Universe pops out of the spaceship as well.
"Fucking nice," said Rick.
Everyone yells as they crash land on a deserted alien planet.
The planet is filled with luscious curved purple trees with blue leaves all over. The grass is yellow and it stretches out several kilometers away. It's just yellow grass all over.
Rick tries to turn his portal gun on over and over.
*pew... pew... pew...*
It doesn't work anymore.
Rick throws it away and facepalms. "Shit... JoJo is gonna beat the shit outta me after this..."
"So... we're stranded?" asked Zed.
"Star. Interdimensional Scissors! Stat!" yelled Rick.
"You told me to leave it back on your Earth," shrugged Star.
"Zed? Portal us," said Rick.
Zed shakes his head. "I need to have the rune carved on Earth as well to teleport us back."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU!?" asked Rick.
"You told me no magic so I didn't make one!" yelled Zed.
"Fuuuuck!" yelled Rick, pacing around angrily.
"I have an idea," said Zed, standing up. "We repopulate. Star? You're 18?"
"I'm 29," she said.
"I'm 37," said Zed. "Perfect. I'm taking you. The rest of you can have Celine."
"Fuck off," said Celine in the background.
"You're batshit crazy, I'm sorry," said Zed.
"Aerosmith."
*BANG*
"GAH!!! MY FUCKING LEG!!!" yelled Zed, screaming in pain.
"I'm sorry, Zed," said Star to Zed, who is still rolling around on the ground, screaming. "You're cute, but my heart belongs only to the man I love... and his name is Marco."
"-JESUS CHRIST!!! IT HURTS!!! OH, YOU SHOT MY FUCKING LEG!!! OH, GOD!!!"
"But you are kinda cute..." she said. "No... sorry, I can't."
"-OH MY GOD!!! IT'S GETTING INFECTED!!! OH DEAR GOD!!!"
Morty grabs Celine's shoulder.
"This whole time, Celine... You've been doing the right thing," said Morty. "Maybe it's time for you to do the wrong thing, hm?"
"Aerosmith."
Aerosmith blasts a bullet into Morty's foot.
"OW!!! OOOH!!!" Morty drops to the ground, squirming. "OH GEEZ!!! OH GEEZ!!!"
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm
FanfictionFollows the adventures of the Ibarras: a family of people known as Grimms in the Philippines people who can see the true form of the Monsters of this world. Each Part has a different protagonist, genre, and plot, but with all the same continuity and...
