Chapter IX: Hollisticism~Everything is Connected~

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"Erina!" shouted Josuke, as he entered her bedroom window.

"AH!!!" she shouted, punching Josuke in the face as he falls to the floor.

"I should really keep the window closed!" she shouted.

"Erina! Erina!" he smiled. "We have to -!"

Josuke sees that her whole room is pink. Several stuffed animals are found on her bed. She has a dollhouse on the corner of the room. She has a desk with multi-colored pens and many books laid on the table.

"Hahahaha!" Josuke laughed. "I forgot that your room looks like this!"

Erina turns red as she stomps Josuke's face with her foot.

"Ow..." he said in a muffled voice.

She sighed. "What do you want, Josuke?"

"We're gonna spy..." he whispered as his eyes darted from left to right. "...Gio Brando."

"What? Why?" asked Erina.

"I sense that there's something wrong with him," said Josuke. "We have to get there!"

"Again... Why!?" asked Erina.

"To fix everything!" he shouted. 

"I still have no idea how your Stand works," said Erina.

"I and Miguel Josuke Higashikata and I have the ability to fix things!" shouted Josuke. "Now let's go, Erina Zeppeli! LET'S GO!!! Or you're fired."

"I don't work for you!" shouted Erina.

"I heard Gio says that you're a skunk," he spelled.

"You mean skank?" asked Erina.

"Is that the word?" asked Josuke.

"HE SAID WHAT!??" asked Erina. "We're getting to the bottom of this!!!"

Ghost Jedan, the one from the Grimm Universe, tidied Miguel's hair.

"So? Tell me about your day..." said Ghost Jedan, as his tentacles fixed his messy afternoon hair.

"Ugh! It was absolutely awful!" shouted Miguel. "I met this dimension's version of that kid that used to push me around back in our dimension. What's his name? Nico Abogado?"

"Ugh!" shouted Ghost Jedan. "I hated that guy! He'd always act like he's this cool guy who's better than everyone around him!"

"Right!?" asked Miguel. "That guy was the guy who'd bully me for being weird and all! Why? No reason! He had this awful fashion sense as well! His hat was facing backward!"

"Ugh! Neither one of our dimensions ever had that one! It's terrible! Just terrible!" shouted Jedan.

"The guy has problems! And! Guess what, Jed?" asked Miguel.

"What?" asked Ghost Jedan.

"He only wears a polo shirt," said Miguel.

"Ugh! Absolutely disgusting. Hopes he gets all the karma for that awful fashion sense!" shouted Jedan. Jedan then puts a mirror before Miguel. "So? What do you think?"

"Beautiful, Jed," said Miguel. "Just Goddamned beautiful."

"Perm?" asked Jed.

"Nah," said Miguel. "Not today."

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